Do you think they'll let me order an extra tight one for the wife.
I'm going to have one implanted on the back of my hand then, all ive got to do is teach it wash and cook, i'd imagine the driving will be about the same, then dig a patio....... oh fuck it sounds like too much hard work.
Run your wife a nice hot bath, light some candles & pour some wine. Then you've at least 40 mins on the xbox plus a clean wife.
Experts... x is an unknown quantity and spurt is a fast drip.