Didnt really think this would go down too well in the photography section or the cookbook section so the Dog n Duck it is...
The Mrs announced earlier that she was feeling under the weather so could I sort out dinner for everyone tonight e.t.c
Anyway here are some pics of my handy work.... my homemade pie.
For those that want a shot after the egg wash !!!
Not the meat and 2 veg she was expecting I bet!
To be fair its the only way I can get my cock anywhere near her face these days.
My original plan was to make a pastry cock jizzing over a pair of pastry tits but I got bored, so cock and balls was the limit !!
Gonna arrange it nicely on her plate with a strategic squirt of potato and carrot mash.