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    Default Pictures of my Pie ;-)

    Didnt really think this would go down too well in the photography section or the cookbook section so the Dog n Duck it is...

    The Mrs announced earlier that she was feeling under the weather so could I sort out dinner for everyone tonight e.t.c

    Anyway here are some pics of my handy work.... my homemade pie.
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    For those that want a shot after the egg wash !!!



    Not the meat and 2 veg she was expecting I bet!
    To be fair its the only way I can get my cock anywhere near her face these days.

    My original plan was to make a pastry cock jizzing over a pair of pastry tits but I got bored, so cock and balls was the limit !!
    Gonna arrange it nicely on her plate with a strategic squirt of potato and carrot mash.

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    Default Re: Pictures of my Pie ;-)

    Quote Originally Posted by macmilm View Post
    Not the meat and 2 veg she was expecting I bet!
    To be fair its the only way I can get my cock anywhere near her face these days.

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    Don't you mean its the only way she can get her face anywhere near your cock? Lose the gut doughboy and she may have a fighting chance. (">

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    Default Re: Pictures of my Pie ;-)

    New pix when its cooked please
    Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?

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    Default Re: Pictures of my Pie ;-)

    That is fucking hilarious!

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    Default Re: Pictures of my Pie ;-)

    Quote Originally Posted by flanflinger View Post
    New pix when its cooked please
    I should have but alas it is already consumed..

    She point blank said she could not eat it lol

    We had to swap so I have officially had a pastry cock n balls for my tea

    P.S Was a fucking lovely pie... left overs from yesterdays slow cooked brisket

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    Default Re: Pictures of my Pie ;-)

    So basically you love cock in you gob
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    Quote Originally Posted by flanflinger View Post
    New pix when its cooked please
    I was going to say that you aint got much hope of that mate. Even dpSh with his camera on its fastest shutter speed would only capture a blur between it coming out of the oven and into macmilm's belly. (">
    And this confims it:

    Quote Originally Posted by macmilm View Post
    I should have but alas it is already consumed..

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBird View Post
    I was going to say that you aint got much hope of that mate. Even dpSh with his camera on its fastest shutter speed would only capture a blur between it coming out of the oven and into macmilm's belly. (">
    And this confims it:
    Your card is marked [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]!!!!!!!!!
    Last edited by macmilm; 19th April 2014 at 08:02 PM. Reason: I wanted to draw greater attention to the URL behind BigBirds gay username

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    Quote Originally Posted by macmilm View Post
    Your card is marked [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]!!!!!!!!!
    Pish. Heard that before from bigger men than you... second thoughts, maybe not. (">

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    Default Re: Pictures of my Pie ;-)

    What was in the fucking pie?

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    What was in the fucking pie?
    Now that's a very good question which nobody else thought to ask. (">

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    Cum
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    Default Re: Pictures of my Pie ;-)

    nice pie, did you know someone put a dick in your pie hole

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    Default Re: Pictures of my Pie ;-)

    I think he was getting at his wife with the 'nice pie' thing...

    Clearly David Copperfields sleeve is too much to deal with now she has been around the block and squeezed out a few.

    The thread is a cry for help. Also it shows just how small his cock is against the HUGE pie hole in question.

    I expect his next project will be photos of Fudge packed into a box. First attempt likely to be messy with ripped sides, but practice will make perfect.
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: Pictures of my Pie ;-)

    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrand View Post
    What was in the fucking pie?
    Slow cooked brisket.... spicy gravy, olives, mushrooms, bit o veg and lots of love !!!!!!

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    Default Re: Pictures of my Pie ;-)

    My next project will be to replicate what I saw just after fathering Goldbergs child....

    It would be a pastry similar to this:

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    Can't believe you are still pretending its yours...... it clearly doesnt cry in a geordie accent!

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    Lol. Don't really know what I was expecting when I hit the show button, but I didn't expect that. (">

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