[Strange] Woody's Bird (Middlesbrough Football Club)

[Goldberg]

OK, hear me out. Before we get the silly ***** with the witty 'Well that is 5 minutes I am not getting back', it is under 1 minute in length and therefore I would get a better broadband provider to avoid buffering.

This section is for Funny/Strange video clip and the clip I am about to post falls into the latter. It is very strange, it is 1 minute plus the posting of this thread that I am not getting back and I need to share the pain.

It is from the Official Middlesbrough Football Club Youtube Channel and the topic is.. well just watch it if you have time to not want back.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H8yqceC0Ww

[CzarJunkie]

I only watched it because it had that brain donor in it. He should have done one with Lee Bowyer and kicked the bird to death, then turned to the cameras and said 'Howay the fucking bords man, get yer fucking season tickets early or we'll kick yer fucking teeth in.'

[jibbo]

and to think of the top ten things I could have done instead of watching that shite!

1. stared at the ceiling
2. picked my nose
3. went for a shit
4. read some spam
5. boiled the kettle
6. boiled some water inside the kettle
7. boiled the goldfish
8. rang next doors doorbell and ran away
9. rang next door but ones doorbell and ran away
10. rang both next door and next door but ones doorbells stayed till they answered and told them to stop ringing my fucking doorbell and running away! childish bastards!!

[Goldberg]

You could have watched this whilst having a shit like I did.

So, in place of 3 you could have had:

Shagged Macmilm's wife 4 or 5 times.