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    Help Shite The Mrs watches !!!!

    FFS can I go a night without the TV being flicked to TLC for "Here comes Honey Boo Boo"
    or "4 Weddings", something involving cosmetic surgery, or that fucking shit "Snog Mary Avoid" on some BBC channel I think
    Or some shit with that Doctor (I think Doctor Christian) who tells people the obvious
    Another one "Secret Eaters" fuck off you know what you are eating ! Why when they are shown footage of themselves eating a large doner kebab do they act surprised ??? Cunts


    Why do they like that bollox ?????

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    Default Re: Shite The Mrs watches !!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by macmilm View Post
    FFS can I go a night without the TV being flicked to TLC for "Here comes Honey Boo Boo"
    or "4 Weddings", something involving cosmetic surgery, or that fucking shit "Snog Mary Avoid" on some BBC channel I think
    Or some shit with that Doctor (I think Doctor Christian) who tells people the obvious
    Another one "Secret Eaters" fuck off you know what you are eating ! Why when they are shown footage of themselves eating a large doner kebab do they act surprised ??? Cunts


    Why do they like that bollox ?????

    (Rant over for now)
    Because it's more interesting than spending the evening talking to you. (">

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    Default Re: Shite The Mrs watches !!!!

    Grow a pair and change tv channels over or even better turn it off


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    Default Re: Shite The Mrs watches !!!!

    me and the missus watch the same stuff so all is good

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    Default Re: Shite The Mrs watches !!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by BigBird View Post
    Because it's more interesting than spending the evening talking to you. (">
    You sir are a cunt !!!!! She relishes every minute in my presence......

    Just because you don't allow anything on in your house other than [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]shite (whilst tugging loudly)

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    Default Re: Shite The Mrs watches !!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by CallmeGoose View Post
    me and the missus watch the same stuff so all is good
    When did Sky start broadcasting VillagePeople HD ????

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    Default Re: Shite The Mrs watches !!!!

    Intellectually, it sounds like you are an ideal match. I often go numpty spotting at the weekends and happening upon you two in the local shopping centre would be noted down in my handbook as 'an all too common encounter with a pair of Lesser Brained Fuckwits'.

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    Default Re: Shite The Mrs watches !!!!

    LOL

    In my defense I am not in the room watching with her, I am in the adjoining room but can see TV through the Archway...and it pisses me off

    Anyway . Yes, I left my self wide-open there !!!! CUNTS

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    Default Re: Shite The Mrs watches !!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by macmilm View Post
    LOL

    In my defense I am not in the room watching with her, I am in the adjoining room but can see TV through the Archway...and it pisses me off

    Anyway . Yes, I left my self wide-open there !!!! CUNTS
    Albert Speer said similar in his defence at the Nuremberg Trials so you're not alone with your cry for redemption.

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    Was feeling your pain macmilm until you dissed shaun the sheep ;-)

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    Default Re: Shite The Mrs watches !!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by macmilm View Post
    that fucking shit "Snog Mary Avoid" on some BBC channel I think
    Don't act like you don't know its on BBC3. Song marry avoid is fucking A.

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    Default Re: Shite The Mrs watches !!!!

    Mine likes to watch all the survival program's, Ray Mears, Bear Gryllis and all the man woman alone or naked and afraid stuff.
    If we ever crash land in the Tropical Jungle or the middle of the Kalahari............she'll know exactly what to do..........another thing doing it though..................can't live with em, can't live without them........

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