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    Default One for the Photographers !!

    Not sure you will get this unless your into photography but here goes !!


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    Default Re: One for the Photographers !!

    Very good, but to be technically correct: If she was that fat you would be using a wide angle so likely to be in focus at almost any aperture. Or she would have to be further away which increased depth of field as well. (">

    Edit: Now if she was relatively slim but had tits that stuck out a mile in front and an arse that stuck out a mile behind it would be different. (">
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    Default Re: One for the Photographers !!

    Looking at the quality of the drawing, i'm pretty sure being technically correct wasn't a high priority !

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    Default Re: One for the Photographers !!

    Quote Originally Posted by macmilm View Post
    Looking at the quality of the drawing, i'm pretty sure being technically correct wasn't a high priority !
    Lol. That was just me on one of my Sheldon (Big Bang Theory) days. That's what my girlfriend always says to people when I correct them for something anyway. "Ignore him. He's having one of his Sheldon days". (">

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    Default Re: One for the Photographers !!

    Quote Originally Posted by BigBird View Post
    That's what my girlfriend always says

    Ewe have a fucking girlfriend ?????????? What the fucking fuck !

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    Default Re: One for the Photographers !!

    What BigBird said but still very funny all the same

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