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    Youtube Biker Fail

    This makes me wince!

    As already posted somewhere - Remember motorcyclists, try watching out for cars as much as we watch out for you as cars are not always to blame!

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    That's a bad crash. Wonder if he survived that.

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    I bet that hurt... Physically and financially!
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: Biker Fail

    lol show off

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    OMG fook that! thats a grim watch.

    heres some more:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotat...&v=2Gk1uKEISvs

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViSaGe View Post

    I only made it half way.

    Too disturbing to continue watching that vid.

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    ouch
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    No sympathy from me.

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    I agree with Realist, no sympathy.....
    I suppose it's hard to resist opening up a bike like that but theirs a time and a place and that was defo not it lol

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    i hope the driver of the car he it got out & give the prick i good kicking.

    Sent By Brick Wrapped In Paper Thrown Through The Window..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by WRATH OF BOD View Post
    i hope the driver of the car he it got out & give the prick i good kicking.
    Which part did you want them to kick? I bet there's loads of him scattered around after that.

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    Not had enough yet? Some crackers here -

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0UkKEvnVkU


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    The guy hitting the yacht... love to see the insurance claim there! PMSL.. As someone who has vocalised his hatred of the leather joy boy I have to say that most of the accidents are caused by Car drivers and a lack of attention .. .however most accidents could have been avoided if the leather joy boy was adhering to the speed limit!

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    Travelling at around 50mph I've gone down between two lines of cars which were on stop in a traffic jam in Mumbles. It was when I had the Kawa GTR1000 about ten years ago. When I think about it now it makes my hands sweat. All it would have needed was one idiot car driver or passenger to open a door and this even bigger idiot bike rider would have been... well it doesn't bear thinking about. Just felt safe at the time of doing it and if I'm honest about it I was showing off. I was 45 at the time... what the fuck was I thinking?

    The common sense that is supposed to come with age didn't slow me down so I'm glad I now have a Kawa VN800 Custom because although quite fast when it needs to be I enjoy taking it easy as a custom laid back ride. (">

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViSaGe View Post
    OMG fook that! thats a grim watch.

    heres some more:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotat...&v=2Gk1uKEISvs
    Lol, the one at 39 seconds in is exactly what I did when I first tried to ride a bike

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    Quote Originally Posted by burner1 View Post
    Lol, the one at 39 seconds in is exactly what I did when I first tried to ride a bike
    got to love how the guy runs and then stops before running around the puddle.


    Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean
    the same thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBird View Post
    Travelling at around 50mph I've gone down between two lines of cars which were on stop in a traffic jam in Mumbles. It was when I had the Kawa GTR1000 about ten years ago. When I think about it now it makes my hands sweat. All it would have needed was one idiot car driver or passenger to open a door and this even bigger idiot bike rider would have been... well it doesn't bear thinking about. Just felt safe at the time of doing it and if I'm honest about it I was showing off. I was 45 at the time... what the fuck was I thinking?

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    As a car driver I have no sympathy, we always seem to get the blame for knobhead riders and pedestrians.


    Its better to burn out than to fade away...............

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    It's been on Barryboys - the biker suffered multiple fractures to his arms and legs. What a massive bell end - driving in Russia is bad enough without spunktrumpets like this.

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    Thanks to BigBird

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