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    1. 12th May 2014 #1
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      XXX Bearded ladies

      I find them strangely erotic



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      It's a bloke you fucking puffty.

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      Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
      It's a bloke you fucking puffty.
      Are you sure?

      Anyway, this woman started growing facial hair after the birth of her son. Most men would be repulsed by her appearance, but not me.



      There is a beautiful symmetry between a hairy snatch and a hairy mouth which makes me want to fill both to overflowing
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      She looks like Jay Rayner with a huge pair of tits. The only thing I want to fill her mouth with is my size 12's.
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      I would. I have. I would Again.
      We all make mistakes sometimes
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      Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
      She looks like Jay Rayner with a huge pair of tits. The only thing I want to fill her mouth with is my size 12's.
      Imagine if this really was Salma Hayek after experimenting with testosterone injections.
      Would you, or would you not pass up the chance of a lifetime?



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      Salma would get it even if she had a cock, so a beard is fuck all.

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      Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
      I find them strangely erotic



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      Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
      Salma would get it even if she had a cock, so a beard is fuck all.
      Exactly, but not some freaky Austrian.
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      Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
      Salma would get it even if she had a cock, so a beard is fuck all.
      Thank fuck for that, I was beginning to think you were a weirdo.
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      Default Re: Bearded ladies

      That second photo of Salma looks like Jack Sparrow.
      Nah, - bit of hair around the hooded cave is fine, but not on the chin
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      Quote Originally Posted by I Black Belt View Post
      That second photo of Salma looks like Jack Sparrow.
      Nah, - bit of hair around the hooded cave is fine, but not on the chin
      Real women are hairy e.g. armpits, legs, nipples, belly, face etc..
      I blame Gillette for convincing women that shaved is best
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      Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
      Real women are hairy e.g. armpits, legs, nipples, belly, face etc..
      I blame Gillette for convincing women that shaved is best

      At the end of the day #WeAreAllMonkeys and Monkeys are hairy..

      Oh, wrong thread..
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      All I see is Russel Brand
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      I thought it was the bloke from Rude Tube.


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      Default Re: Bearded ladies

      Cupid Stunt?
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