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    Default My Beefs; 2014

    Probably one for the whine seller, but I'm trying not to get worked up.

    • People who drink water then put the glass/cup back in the rack without washing it.

    The fuck is that? Like your putrid mouth germs aren't multiplying all over that glass just because you only drank water? Everyone I have ever lived with has done this. Boyfriends, flatmates and family. I genuinely don't understand why this is the exception to the rule of hygiene?


    • People who take over the width of pavement whilst moving sat a snails pace

    Move out of the way you inconsiderate street-pricks.

    That is all.

    (For now)

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    Default Re: My Beefs; 2014

    Women with pubic hair and cheap knickers.

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    Default Re: My Beefs; 2014

    Lazy cunts in work getting paid the same wage yet doing half the amount of work (and boasting about it)

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    Default Re: My Beefs; 2014

    Quote Originally Posted by dpSparhawk View Post
    Lazy cunts in work getting paid the same wage yet doing half the amount of work (and boasting about it)
    Well just stop boasting about it then

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    Default Re: My Beefs; 2014

    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmicpore View Post
    Probably one for the whine seller, but I'm trying not to get worked up.

    • People who drink water then put the glass/cup back in the rack without washing it.

    The fuck is that? Like your putrid mouth germs aren't multiplying all over that glass just because you only drank water? Everyone I have ever lived with has done this. Boyfriends, flatmates and family. I genuinely don't understand why this is the exception to the rule of hygiene?




    (For now)

    I see nothing wrong with this as long as you have your own glasses. The Mrs and I have our won favourite glasses, so we never use each others. I'll use a pint glass, for a good week every night before washing it.

    I'm still here, no danger there.

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    Default Re: My Beefs; 2014

    Wearing rucksack in a busy public place...

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    Default Re: My Beefs; 2014

    Being as you're a girl Cosmic, your thread title had my pulse racing for a minute

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    Default Re: My Beefs; 2014

    Wearing a hoodie and then headphones over the top.. You look like a bell end!!

    Them ear lobe stretching ear ring things. Wtf is that about your just asking for someone to tie you to something

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    Being a MOD .... but thinking your a GOD ...... :-)

    Just saying !

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    On a serious note ! Anyone in a supermarket apart from me...... cunts !

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    Moaning cunts, oh hang on that means me by proxy.

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    Default My Beefs; 2014

    Quote Originally Posted by macmilm View Post
    On a serious note ! Anyone in a supermarket apart from me...... cunts !
    Shit house. Why try and make a joke of your previous post! Thought you were making a stand you silly cunt!
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: My Beefs; 2014

    Quote Originally Posted by I Black Belt View Post
    Being as you're a girl Cosmic, your thread title had my pulse racing for a minute
    ffs

    Quote Originally Posted by aloogobee View Post
    Them ear lobe stretching ear ring things. Wtf is that about your just asking for someone to tie you to something
    I don't understand how they got so popular in a relatively short space of time. I punched one out of a guys ear once; the fucking stink was unbearable. Like a thousand rotting turtle corpses and it all came from that tiny stretch hole. Wash your rancid hole once in a while.

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    Default Re: My Beefs; 2014

    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmicpore View Post
    ffs



    I don't understand how they got so popular in a relatively short space of time. I punched one out of a guys ear once; the fucking stink was unbearable. Like a thousand rotting turtle corpses and it all came from that tiny stretch hole. Wash your rancid hole once in a while.
    To be fair and I don't wanna seem like some sort of sexual predator !!!!! But is it ok if we see naked pics of you ???????

    Will pay

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    Default Re: My Beefs; 2014

    Some of them are massive.. It looks ridiculous no idea how someone can think it's a good idea.

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    pr0stitutes who insist you pay extra for drinking from a babies sippy cup and saying 'dada', while giving you a hand job. Fucking cunts.

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    Default Re: My Beefs; 2014

    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmicpore View Post
    I don't understand how they got so popular in a relatively short space of time. I punched one out of a guys ear once; the fucking stink was unbearable. Like a thousand rotting turtle corpses and it all came from that tiny stretch hole. Wash your rancid hole once in a while.
    Come again? You can't leave it like that, it sounds like it could be an amusing story.

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    So this rocker-type guy came at this little old lady in the street with a shank and said "give me all your money you wrinkly old sack of shite".
    I swooped in there like superman and fucking jab-crossed that bastard. KO'd there and then. Got in my Bugatti and gave the old lady a lift to her sheltered accommodation. She was so overwhelmed with what I had done that she wrote me into her will.

    Is what I would have liked to say.

    The reality: a muay thai class.

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    Wearing your hoodie up in a car - you fucking vision impaired cunts

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    Cunts - they're just complete cunts, the cunts.
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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