My Beefs; 2014

[Cosmicpore]

Probably one for the whine seller, but I'm trying not to get worked up.

• People who drink water then put the glass/cup back in the rack without washing it.

The fuck is that? Like your putrid mouth germs aren't multiplying all over that glass just because you only drank water? Everyone I have ever lived with has done this. Boyfriends, flatmates and family. I genuinely don't understand why this is the exception to the rule of hygiene?

• People who take over the width of pavement whilst moving sat a snails pace

Move out of the way you inconsiderate street-pricks.

That is all.

(For now)

[BertRoot]

Women with pubic hair and cheap knickers.

[dpSparhawk]

Lazy cunts in work getting paid the same wage yet doing half the amount of work (and boasting about it)

[Bald Bouncer]

Lazy cunts in work getting paid the same wage yet doing half the amount of work (and boasting about it)

Well just stop boasting about it then

[BigBrand]

Probably one for the whine seller, but I'm trying not to get worked up.

• People who drink water then put the glass/cup back in the rack without washing it.

The fuck is that? Like your putrid mouth germs aren't multiplying all over that glass just because you only drank water? Everyone I have ever lived with has done this. Boyfriends, flatmates and family. I genuinely don't understand why this is the exception to the rule of hygiene?




(For now)

I see nothing wrong with this as long as you have your own glasses. The Mrs and I have our won favourite glasses, so we never use each others. I'll use a pint glass, for a good week every night before washing it.

I'm still here, no danger there.

[MHP]

Wearing rucksack in a busy public place...

[I Black Belt]

Being as you're a girl Cosmic, your thread title had my pulse racing for a minute

[aloogobee]

Wearing a hoodie and then headphones over the top.. You look like a bell end!!

Them ear lobe stretching ear ring things. Wtf is that about your just asking for someone to tie you to something

[macmilm]

Being a MOD .... but thinking your a GOD ...... :-)

Just saying !

[macmilm]

On a serious note ! Anyone in a supermarket apart from me...... cunts !

[consoles]

Moaning cunts, oh hang on that means me by proxy.

[Goldberg]

On a serious note ! Anyone in a supermarket apart from me...... cunts !

Shit house. Why try and make a joke of your previous post! Thought you were making a stand you silly cunt!

[Cosmicpore]

Being as you're a girl Cosmic, your thread title had my pulse racing for a minute

ffs

Them ear lobe stretching ear ring things. Wtf is that about your just asking for someone to tie you to something

I don't understand how they got so popular in a relatively short space of time. I punched one out of a guys ear once; the fucking stink was unbearable. Like a thousand rotting turtle corpses and it all came from that tiny stretch hole. Wash your rancid hole once in a while.

[macmilm]

ffs



I don't understand how they got so popular in a relatively short space of time. I punched one out of a guys ear once; the fucking stink was unbearable. Like a thousand rotting turtle corpses and it all came from that tiny stretch hole. Wash your rancid hole once in a while.

To be fair and I don't wanna seem like some sort of sexual predator !!!!! But is it ok if we see naked pics of you ???????

Will pay

[aloogobee]

Some of them are massive.. It looks ridiculous no idea how someone can think it's a good idea.

[CzarJunkie]

pr0stitutes who insist you pay extra for drinking from a babies sippy cup and saying 'dada', while giving you a hand job. Fucking cunts.

[super mike]

I don't understand how they got so popular in a relatively short space of time. I punched one out of a guys ear once; the fucking stink was unbearable. Like a thousand rotting turtle corpses and it all came from that tiny stretch hole. Wash your rancid hole once in a while.

Come again? You can't leave it like that, it sounds like it could be an amusing story.

[Cosmicpore]

So this rocker-type guy came at this little old lady in the street with a shank and said "give me all your money you wrinkly old sack of shite".
I swooped in there like superman and fucking jab-crossed that bastard. KO'd there and then. Got in my Bugatti and gave the old lady a lift to her sheltered accommodation. She was so overwhelmed with what I had done that she wrote me into her will.

Is what I would have liked to say.

The reality: a muay thai class.

[Chubbs]

Wearing your hoodie up in a car - you fucking vision impaired cunts

[beansontoast]

Cunts - they're just complete cunts, the cunts.