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    Wanker Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    Hey all,

    I don't normally turn to the internet for assistance, but I have a persistent sex pest messaging my girlfriend on facebook constantly. He's talking pure smut and has admitted knocking one out over her pictures. He's been stupid enough to leave his mobile number expecting her to fall for his advances. It's really starting to p*ss me off.

    If I posted the number, would anyone be willing to help me to subscribe him to whatever you can think of for spam? Filth, Gay stuff, PPI, whatever... ?

    Your help would be MASSIVELY appreciated.


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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    Lets see some photos to see if him knocking one out is justified.
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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    Of him, or my bird? LOL


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    Your bird of course

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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    And watch the share price of Kleenex start rising? Ha.


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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    I'm surprised she hasn't just blocked him...

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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    He's blocked now - I might text him 'as her' to arrange a meet and just stove his face in. Probably the better option methinks.


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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    If you want to do that I wouldn't post your intentions online


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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    post a pic of him! and her lol

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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    I've got access to some of the best spamming systems for SMS you can think of. But as said above, it will cost you a picture of the Mrs. Them's the rules!
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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    Let the Mrs meet up with him. See if their is a spark and if so she was probably going to leave you at some point in the future anyway.
    If not then she can dig her nails into his scrotum and threaten him if he ever contacts her again.

    Alternatively get her to start posting that she did in fact meet up with him and he failed to perform causing him to break down in tears. That and the fact his cock is tiny and that he thought foreplay was where they played Flappy Bird for half hour before to get in the mood.
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    FFS, report to Facebook and the Police, simples. . . .or carry on as you are and while you're serving your Sentence he will have free reign to do what he wants with your missus. . .
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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    Actually I did hear on the news yesterday that matters like this are now treat as serious crimes by the Police.

    I know you want 'revenge' but if PC Plod was to knock on his door to slap his wrist he would soon back the fuck off! I take it she is not the only one he is stalking.
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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    In my experience. If he keeps messaging things and is not blocked by your mrs... she must be reciprocating ? why had she not blocked him as soon as he messaged her? why is he only just been blocked?

    I could be wrong of course. Facebook is the DEVIL adn its easy access for lads to talk them selfs into womens pants... (including wives etc) its just pure temptation.

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    Seemed to take her sweet time blocking him !?!?

    I assume she was initially flattered and my have even rubbed one out herself.

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    What's the slimey cunts profile?

    We can always have fun and games with him also. >

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    I really think you need to share his page with us, just so we can profile him ourselves of course.
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    Agreed.... profile. Let us have it

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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    No point in spamming his phone as how will he know it is you who has done it and for him to stop on at your missus, I am sure he is probably doing the same to loads of women.

    Just politely tell him to stop or will be reported to appropriate authorities.

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    I think you should set up a false identity on facebook as a smart bird and send him a friend request. Then have some fun with him which we can all see until he finds out he's been had. (">

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