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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    Quote Originally Posted by BigBird View Post
    I think you should set up a false identity on facebook as a smart bird and send him a friend request. Then have some fun with him which we can all see until he finds out he's been had. (">
    Problem is this will be a very weird profile with no friends which may alert him, what we need to do is collectively create a few different profiles to make some sort of network to tangle him up in, it might even be quite funny.

    Some of you may even be able to express your female side. ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhinoz View Post
    Problem is this will be a very weird profile with no friends which may alert him, what we need to do is collectively create a few different profiles to make some sort of network to tangle him up in, it might even be quite funny.

    Some of you may even be able to express your female side. ;-)

    Why have we not thought of this before...
    If a few of us want to go for it I am more than happy to do so
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhinoz View Post
    Problem is this will be a very weird profile with no friends which may alert him, what we need to do is collectively create a few different profiles to make some sort of network to tangle him up in, it might even be quite funny.

    Some of you may even be able to express your female side. ;-)
    This reminds me when on another forum we invaded the "dolls" forum. Had a fuckin blast.
    "That's why I fucked your bitch you fat mother fucker"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldberg View Post
    Why have we not thought of this before...
    If a few of us want to go for it I am more than happy to do so
    Do you seriously have fuck all better to do than comment on every single post made?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fear345 View Post
    Do you seriously have fuck all better to do than comment on every single post made?
    I got told in my review yesterday, which ended with a tasty 4 figure bonus, that if they could hire me again then they would!
    If my job is to sit on DF all day long I am doing a fucking great job of it! If you notice on Weekends I am hardly on.. Better things to do.

    But when you are stuck in a boring job and cannot be arsed to get out because the rewards are too good then you do look for things to do with your time.

    I will be job hunting in the next few months, but for now I am actively stalking the boards all day long.

    So to answer the question simply - No.
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    I don't know about anyone else but looking at the forum from time to time and just seeing your name splattered everywhere is getting boring.

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    Block me then? Simple.

    Done the hard part for you:

    * Click on me and view my profile.
    * Down the left click on 'Add to Ignore List'
    * Confirm

    No more posts from me for you.

    http://www.vbulletin.com/docs/html/what_is_ignorelist

    Do it and stop fucking moaning about it because that 'mate' is getting fucking boring!
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    Quote Originally Posted by Goldberg View Post
    Block me then? Simple.
    Or follow the instructions to block Fear345

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    I don't need to block anyone.
    I like to see when people call me a cunt.
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldberg View Post
    I don't need to block anyone.
    I like to see when people call me a cunt.
    Ahh that explains it you have a complex of people judging you.

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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    Quote Originally Posted by Goldberg View Post
    I got told in my review yesterday, which ended with a tasty 4 figure bonus, that if they could hire me again then they would!
    If my job is to sit on DF all day long I am doing a fucking great job of it! If you notice on Weekends I am hardly on.. Better things to do.

    But when you are stuck in a boring job and cannot be arsed to get out because the rewards are too good then you do look for things to do with your time.

    I will be job hunting in the next few months, but for now I am actively stalking the boards all day long.
    I think I am Goldberg? Must be like in Fight Club as that sounds pretty much the same as my job ;-)

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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    Still waiting for the fuckin picture of your gf!!!

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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    Quote Originally Posted by Fear345 View Post
    I don't know about anyone else but looking at the forum from time to time and just seeing your name splattered everywhere is getting boring.
    Most ironic post ever.

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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    Ignoring this circle jerk and back to the original point, you may want to take some inspiration from this chap: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolog...akespeare.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by kroner View Post
    Most ironic post ever.
    Please explain oh wise one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fear345 View Post
    Please explain oh wise one.

    Self Explanatory !!!!!

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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    Quote Originally Posted by Goldberg View Post
    I like to see when people call me a cunt.
    Cunt. (did you like that?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by rIKmAN View Post
    Cunt. (did you like that?)
    Just had a pokey bum wank as I loved it
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    Quote Originally Posted by macmilm View Post
    Self Explanatory !!!!!
    And if by magic up pops the other one

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    Default Re: Fanny rat sniffing around my GF

    If what he's doing is really unrequited and he's been told so then it should be reported to the police.

    Otherwise it's between you and your partner. The two of you may have agreed to monogamy but this guy made no such agreement with you.

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