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    A good few moaning old gits on here and chances are that not only do you have hairy arses but also hair coming out of your ears and nose at a frightening pace.

    I am getting to the stage now that yanking out a bunch from my nose every few weeks is becoming a daily routine (7 at once is my current record). I have also noticed some fair hairs around the ear longer than they should be.

    So, I am in the market for a (new) nose/ear hair trimmer. I have had a go at a cheap one in the past but the design was to rip the hairs out and make you bleed. I would like to think technology has moved on and there are some decent ones out there.

    I don't need a combination one, I simply want a cheap but perfectly good branded one. I was hoping to not pay through the nose (sorry), around £15 is the price I have ear marked (again sorry..).
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    Default Re: Nose/Ear trimming kit

    Get some wax up there and pull the fuckers out all in one go

    http://www.nads.com/buy_nads_nose_wax_stockist

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    Default Re: Nose/Ear trimming kit

    Bollocks to that! I saw that on some program a while back and it was terrible! Plus you do need some hair up there to stop some of the shite that you breath in.

    *EDIT*

    Read about it and it appears this is the future! So I have ordered some and will give it a bash when it arrives.
    Coming tomorrow through Amazon Prime but I might wait until later in the week. Will post my experience.
    Last edited by Goldberg; 19th May 2014 at 11:40 AM.
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    It hardly hurts and doesnt make your eyes water.. whereas just pulling a single hair with fingers or tweezers can make you look like you've been cutting onions..

    Hairs at the top half of the nose are left in tact.. just the ones at the bottom that hang out are removed

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    It is the ones at the base on the inside that hurt the most and cause your eyes to water! This could be the future...
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    Light a cotton bud! Turkish style ;-)

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    Default Re: Nose/Ear trimming kit

    Quote Originally Posted by andmor View Post
    Get some wax up there and pull the fuckers out all in one go

    http://www.nads.com/buy_nads_nose_wax_stockist
    I can vouch for the nads, bought it last year. The pot of wax last ages but the thing you dip on it you only get 4.

    Really good though and yanks fuck loads out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashley View Post
    I can vouch for the nads, bought it last year. The pot of wax last ages but the thing you dip on it you only get 4.

    Really good though and yanks fuck loads out.
    Can you pull the wax off the dipper and reuse it

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    Quote Originally Posted by satzzz View Post
    Can you pull the wax off the dipper and reuse it

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    You can indeed.. just break it off with a knife and clean it up.

    I now use them with the other half's waxing kit as she has the hard wax that you dont use waxing strips with... much cheaper.

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    Might have to buy another one to get the nose applicators again.

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    I've been looking for something decent for a while, think I might give these a try.


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    What a bunch of vain pansies we are!
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    Default Re: Nose/Ear trimming kit

    I'm surprised no members have come forward in this thread about their anal bleaching habits!

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    Default Re: Nose/Ear trimming kit

    Fuck that, nose wax? No thanks I will stick to the electric nasal / ear hair trimmer I have


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    Default Re: Nose/Ear trimming kit

    i used veet on my ring one time and left it on a tad to long. fuck me burnt the hole of me literally, left me with blisters etc, on the nose and ear i just have a good set of tweezers and just pull them out as and when, btw nearly every day now, one minute nothing get up go to the toilet and some basted hair be growing out of my nose
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    Default Re: Nose/Ear trimming kit

    This one is good. Its not too powerful, but that means it doesn't cut you. Does the job.

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Philips-NT91...tp_s2_edpp_url

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    Default Re: Nose/Ear trimming kit

    Quote Originally Posted by flumperino View Post
    This one is good. Its not too powerful, but that means it doesn't cut you. Does the job.

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Philips-NT91...tp_s2_edpp_url
    Same one here too. Have to rinse the thing off after a nose root-round session so it doesn't glue itself together. Good for eyebrows which for some reason now have a growth spurt; not too keen on rooting round in my lug holes with it yet.

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    Another one for the Philips, I tried cheaper ones and they where terrible. I think I only paid a tenner as it was on offer. But we'll worth it. I've actually broke the plastic attachments for eyebrow trimming so need to buy another!

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    Default Re: Nose/Ear trimming kit

    Quote Originally Posted by Goldberg View Post
    What a bunch of vain pansies we are!
    Yes you fucking are !

    Never had a problem with even a single hair growing out of my nostrils.. no fucking lie, even at 37.
    The only hairs in my nose are the ones that are a tad too long on my fucking huge beard !

    As above though I do suffer from an unusually hairy arse and ring piece and have on occasion used some of the Mrs hair removing cream to smooth out the ruffage..
    You do need to be careful not to leave it on too long as BBLeo said you will have waxers remorse !

    The hair between my cheeks must form a sort of cushion though because I find after I have 'thinned the crease' if I do a big fart it sounds like lots of people clapping really fast whereas before the defuzz it was more of a muffled hoot !!!
    Not bullshitting!

    The fast clapping lasts approximately 6 weeks before it goes through a stage of clapping with cushions on your hands back down to a dull hoot and so the process starts again !!!!!

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    ^ this is why I was known as "mister round of applause" for a while
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