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    Default Deaf couple at the Motel

    A deaf couple check into a motel and go to bed early. The wife wakes her husband in the middle of the night complaining of a headache. She asks him to go to the car to get some aspirin from the glove compartment. Groggy with sleep, he struggles to get up, puts on his robe, and leaves the room to go to the car. He finds the aspirin, and with the bottle in hand he turns toward the motel. But he cannot remember which room is his. After thinking a moment, he returns to the car, places his hand on the horn, holds it down, and waits. Very quickly the motel rooms light up... all but one. It's his wife's room, of course. He locks up his car and heads toward the only room without a light on

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    Default Re: Deaf couple at the Motel

    what's the punch line

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    Default Re: Deaf couple at the Motel

    More of a puzzle type statement than a joke.

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    Default Re: Deaf couple at the Motel

    HoS I think..... That was bad.

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    Default Re: Deaf couple at the Motel

    How do deaf people know if someone is screaming or yawning?

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    Default Re: Deaf couple at the Motel

    Kill me now

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    Default Re: Deaf couple at the Motel

    The only room with no lights come on be the deaf wifes room!!! Everyone elses lights come on hears the car horn!!

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    Default Re: Deaf couple at the Motel

    I think we get it...

    Thanks to Brydo666

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    Default Re: Deaf couple at the Motel

    Quote Originally Posted by Brydo666 View Post
    I think we get it...
    just for who didnt! Lol

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    Default Re: Deaf couple at the Motel

    Quote Originally Posted by Brydo666 View Post
    I think we get it...
    Now THAT made me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Realist View Post
    HoS I think..... That was bad.
    Agreed.


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    Default Re: Deaf couple at the Motel

    We all got it, but it was in the comedy club section and it's not funny

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    Default Re: Deaf couple at the Motel

    Arrgh!! soo bad..

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    Default Re: Deaf couple at the Motel

    Just hope it wasn't The Bates Motel as there might have been a few other rooms without the light on :-)

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