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    Default The holy water

    There was a blonde a brunette and a redhead.
    They were in the church and noticed a pool of water. They asked the priest what the water was for and the priest said ''go do something bad and come back''
    So they did and came back the next day and they asked the priest why they had to do that. The priest answered ''When you do something bad,... You come to the holy water and drink it to be forgiven and clean'

    the redhead said ''well I Ran over a cat'' and then drank the holy water.

    The brunette said ''i robbed a bank'' and then drank the holy water.

    The blonde stared at them and The priest asked ''what Bad deed did you do?'' and The blonde said ''I peed in the holy water''

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    Default Re: The holy water

    piss joke

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    Default Re: The holy water

    My mrs asked me to give her a golden shower t'other day...

    Cost a fortune but it does add a bit a razzmatazz to the bathroom..

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    Default Re: The holy water

    Is there something in the DF water at the moment? The hell is going on...

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    Default Re: The holy water

    HOS this shite

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    Default Re: The holy water

    Quote Originally Posted by walterisneil View Post
    My mrs asked me to give her a golden shower t'other day...

    Cost a fortune but it does add a bit a razzmatazz to the bathroom..
    Wont your mrs be golden by then? Lol

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    Default Re: The holy water

    LOL :-)

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