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[chesser]

Two indian junkies from Leeds have accidentally snorted curry powder instead of coca1ne. Both were rushed to hospital... one's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka!

[Goldberg]

I swear this was posted recently!!! Or it could have been sent to me by text from my mam..

I hope they both die.

[Rhinoz]

Apparently it was so strong it made their hair fall out, now their balti.

I'll get my coat. :o

[chesser]

Apparently it was so strong it made their hair fall out, now their balti.

I'll get my coat. :o

HOS...I thought mine was bad...

[macmilm]

You both should be beaten to within an inch of your lives !!!!!!!!

[Goldberg]

Yep, Rhinoz has broken all sorts of rules with that one!

[Rhinoz]

Yep, Rhinoz has broken all sorts of rules with that one!

Even the rules that are yet to be invented...... God I'm talented.

[macmilm]

Thats funny

Are you a cunt ?

[TAR]

He wont last long....

[jibbo]

I first got told this joke by my Naan!

[billynoguts]

All deserve a Chipati on their backs for effort!..................OH DEAR!

[Cosmicpore]

Is this thread really going to curry on?

[Goldberg]

I phaal to see the funny side of this now...

[CallmeGoose]

nothing good is gonna korma it


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[Goldberg]

Popadom-tish!

[cloudy73]

Starting to saag a bit...

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[Goldberg]

This will only result in people getting a tikka off which will be Baji news..

[cloudy73]

I'm bhuna stick my head out and say it's gonna be a bit jalfrezi the morra

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[cloudy73]

supercalifragilisticexpakoradocious.

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[BigBird]

Heard it before I'm a fried..rice of you to remind me of it again though. (">