Hi my name is Judas aka Simon and i sniff dogs.
Thought it was time to say hi after lurking for a while,
tonight i have had a kebab and a few beers for tea
i have 2 gold fish: 1 called parsnip and 1 called turnip
turnip doesn't like parsnip but as they stay out of each others way si I don't care.
i have never had a chance to collect stamps! this upsets me
i do however have a large collection of small shoe's
Things I Like:
i like the noise small kids make when you hit them and they fall down,
(old people make much the same noise ?!?! strange that?).
I like my sock Katie and she likes me.
Carving novelty animals from root vegetables.
Midgets, (yay for little people they make me feel big).
Things I Dislike:
Balloon animals, its not a Giraffe its a bent up balloon!
Girls who think to much, (well of course your not gunna wanna sleep with me if you think about it).
Kittens that come apart when you kick them.
Materialism and not having enough stuff.
Double Standards (i can have them but you cant!)