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    Hi my name is Judas aka Simon and i sniff dogs.




    Thought it was time to say hi after lurking for a while,
    tonight i have had a kebab and a few beers for tea
    i have 2 gold fish: 1 called parsnip and 1 called turnip


    turnip doesn't like parsnip but as they stay out of each others way si I don't care.


    i have never had a chance to collect stamps! this upsets me
    i do however have a large collection of small shoe's




    Things I Like:


    i like the noise small kids make when you hit them and they fall down,
    (old people make much the same noise ?!?! strange that?).
    I like my sock Katie and she likes me.
    Bar fights.
    Carving novelty animals from root vegetables.
    Midgets, (yay for little people they make me feel big).




    Things I Dislike:


    Balloon animals, its not a Giraffe its a bent up balloon!
    Girls who think to much, (well of course your not gunna wanna sleep with me if you think about it).
    Hangovers!!!
    Kittens that come apart when you kick them.
    Materialism and not having enough stuff.
    Double Standards (i can have them but you cant!)

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    Default Re: Hello To you all

    you like the noise small kids make when you hit them and they fall down

    well i like the sound of hearing people who hit small kids having a good hiding

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    Default Re: Hello To you all

    Quote Originally Posted by ganjaman2 View Post
    you like the noise small kids make when you hit them and they fall down

    well i like the sound of hearing people who hit small kids having a good hiding
    Also a good sound I have been told

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    Default Re: Hello To you all

    He's been banned for putting a false location in his profile but let's face it, unsavoury character....
    If at first you don't succeed.....redefine success. . . .

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    ganjaman2 (15th June 2014), Mickey (15th June 2014) 


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    Default Re: Hello To you all

    Better intro than some on here and I took it all tongue in cheek and as I am reading on my iPhone on a moving train I couldn't work out if he liked sniffing dogs or clogs

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    False Location = instant ban.
    If at first you don't succeed.....redefine success. . . .

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