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    Advice Should we sell up or call in a Priest?

    My partner and I are adopting our first child from the Dominican Republic. In preparation for our new arrival we've recently moved out of our city centre apartment and bought a house in a leafy suburb. We wanted a garden and safer place for little Valencia to grow up in.

    When we bought the property we were unaware the previous owner, who was an elderly widower, had died in the house. However, on moving day one of our new neighbours popped round with a Manchester Tart and tales of Police cars and Ambulances outside on the day they found him. We didn't give it much thought, as we had a lot to do, but it obviously spooked us a little.

    We've been in the house for 2 weeks now and little Valencia arrives in less than a week. However, we have a problem. On two occasions in the last week I've awoken to the sound of what can only be described as moaning. It appears to be coming from the room next to our bedroom, which is the house bathroom. I say moaning, it's more like a sound you make when you are straining to do a huge shit. I never hear any splash down or 'plopping' sound, so assume whomever it is never actually squeezes anything out.

    It only lasts for a minute or so, then nothing. I've obviously checked the bathroom and every other room in the house and can't find anyone or anything. I have noticed a couple of strange things though, it always happens at the same time, 3.06am and afterwards the bathroom smells of Lynx Africa.

    We are worried as we don't really want to bring our first child into a house that has a restless spirit. Especially as little Valencia's parents were killed in a drive-by shooting and he's been traumatised enough already.

    So, what should we do? We could try having the house exorcised by a local priest, but obviously there are no guarantees. Alternatively we could rent another house and put this one back on the market as soon as possible.

    What would you do? Serious answers only please.

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    Default Re: Should we sell up or call in a Priest?

    Terrace? - check your attic?

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    Default Re: Should we sell up or call in a Priest?

    Maybe the Priest is an option but in my personal experience, I'd opt for moving mate. I lived in a house in Germany when I was a kid and the previous owner had also died in the house (hung himself in the cellar)... when we first moved in, some of the other kids I got to know in the area went on about 'Fred the ghost' as it seemed it was local gossip of people moving in then selling up sharpish. We had all sorts of weird shit happening and eventually we moved.

    I'm not religious in the slightest, but do believe in something 'out there' we don't understand.

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    Burn it....

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    I think you should see a psychiatrist

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    Default Re: Should we sell up or call in a Priest?

    Houses are strange things get a spiritualist in to see what is going on.
    My partners son lives in a spooky house, He claims the candles light themselves.
    Anyhow my partner and her Daughter went there last week. with a friend she knows how does spiritual work.

    the house is haunted but the spirits are "friendly" but there is one that isn't. it is disruptive.

    Her daughter took a movie on her camera phone. when I looked at the footage all I save was orbs in the room and for about 5 seconds a larger red orb could be seen.

    There is no reason for my partner to stage this, well why would she. the video footage looked spooky to me.
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    Default Re: Should we sell up or call in a Priest?

    if you have doubts then i would say move, as you say you have a child coming to live there and you dont want to spook them, and the sooner you do it the better as you will be making a clean break. if you stay there and it continues or things get a little worse, sometimes the mind will play tricks and it may cause friction with relations so maybe it would be good to find a new property and do a full check on the next place?

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    Mickey , could you post the footage up on here. Very interested to see that. Only if your ok to do so.

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    Looks like a wasps nest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonysteve View Post
    Mickey , could you post the footage up on here. Very interested to see that. Only if your ok to do so.
    yeah ill get her to whatsapp it over to me
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    That's from a flat I lived in
    It's 100% genuine and was not tampered with.
    There is a story goes with it and we also had it investigated and verified.

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    Default Re: Should we sell up or call in a Priest?

    Hey,

    wow, this is pretty scary. When my cousin died I was convinced for many years I was being followed for a while. When I spoke to family about it many of them were experiencing the same thing and we collectively come to the conclusion that it was my cousin watching over us.

    I would certainly seem advice from an expert in this field, not all supernatural beings are bad, this could be a good soul just wanting closure?


    Quote Originally Posted by Geko View Post
    Looks like a wasps nest.
    Ha, did you post in the wrong thread?

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    Default Re: Should we sell up or call in a Priest?

    move
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Default Re: Should we sell up or call in a Priest?

    I think the Lynx Africa is the clue, perhaps it's a message from the other side that little Valencia isn't right for you and you would be better adopting a child from the Congo.

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    Default Re: Should we sell up or call in a Priest?

    Sounds like your dreaming due to the anticipation of young Valencia arriving, also moving home can be a traumatic experience, it was only you that was awoken to the sound at 3:06am and not you and/or your partner.

    The smell of Lynx Africa is more than likely an experience you have affiliated with other times you've been anticipated.

    Forget selling or seeing a priest, maybe a doctor may be of more help.

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    Default Re: Should we sell up or call in a Priest?

    Quote Originally Posted by jaygo View Post


    That's from a flat I lived in
    It's 100% genuine and was not tampered with.
    There is a story goes with it and we also had it investigated and verified.
    I don't believe in that bollocks at all.
    Why is the picture so dark and not well lit up? Spirits only come at night?

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    I think you should go full on Amityville, buy a shotgun and kill everyone and then say the voices told you to do it.


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    Video from my partners daughters phone

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    Well.... I guess that is conclusive proof.

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    Default Re: Should we sell up or call in a Priest?

    Put cling film over the toilet. See if it still smells of Lynx afterwards.

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