A woman was standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled, "If you're about to kill yourself, how about a shag before you go? "
The woman was angry and said,No! fuck off you filthy old bastard!!
The tramp turned to leave and said,
"No problems, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then"
(I bet she changed her mind!!)
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