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    Rant Macmillan Cancer Support‎

    I'm sick to fucking death of seeing that 'Coffee Morning' advert, encouraging the nation to drink coffee and eat fucking cakes. One of the main reasons cancer rates are so high is because of our overconsumption of refined sugar and grains. To top it off half the cast of the advert look like Bella Emberg impersonators. Don't they know obesity is another major factor? The last thing these cunts should be doing is wolfing down more fucking cake.

    Call me a cynical old cunt but it's almost as if Macmillan want us to increase cancer rates. Hmm, I wonder who would benefit from that?

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    Default Re: Macmillan Cancer Support‎

    Hahaha. You cynical old cunt. To be fair though factual response.

    A lot of Brits find tubbies endearing though, fat cunts.

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    Default Re: Macmillan Cancer Support‎

    Is this the one?


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    Default Re: Macmillan Cancer Support‎

    Did you see cabbie abroad this week, Figi is rife with Diabetes due to people not being able to afford decent food and having to eat High Sugar, Salt and Saturated food making them all obese.

    What the fook is our excuse for eating so much crap?

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    Default Re: Macmillan Cancer Support‎

    Quote Originally Posted by akimba View Post

    What the fook is our excuse for eating so much crap?
    It's cheap and readily available.

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    Default Re: Macmillan Cancer Support‎

    Quote Originally Posted by akimba View Post
    What the fook is our excuse for eating so much crap?
    If we limit the sale of "track Suit" trousers then these fat cunts would be forced to live in the discomfort of tight trousers caused by their gluttony, thus motivating them to diet and eat healthily!

    Erm.. rant over

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    Default Re: Macmillan Cancer Support‎

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    Is this the one?
    Yes.....

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    Default Re: Macmillan Cancer Support‎

    Quote Originally Posted by Ginnerfreak View Post
    If we limit the sale of "track Suit" trousers then these fat cunts would be forced to live in the discomfort of tight trousers caused by their gluttony, thus motivating them to diet and eat healthily!

    Erm.. rant over
    Nah, they'd just wander around nude with their sour-smelling sweaty guts swinging in the breeze.

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