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    Funny Brazil jokes

    Feel sorry for Julio Cesar tonight.
    Last time I saw a Brazilian facing this many shots he was jumping a ticket barrier at Stockwell.

    The Brazilian goalkeeper was humiliated last night.
    When the commentators reminded everyone that he played for Queens Park Rangers.

    A great tribute from the Brazil team to Neymar. He couldn't play so the rest of the players decided not to either.

    Did you see the match last night? What a disaster. Apparently it's Brazil's worst semi since Pele's prescription ran out....

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    I've called my wife Brazil cos she kicks off every two minutes.

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    Default Re: Brazil jokes

    You probably need to be a German to find this funny

    A Dutch and a German meet at a bar
    Dutch: "We're playing Argentina tonight!"
    German: "Really? What a coincidence, We're playing them on Sunday!"

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    Default Re: Brazil jokes

    Brazil got Mullered, I thought the game would be Klose.

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    The most embarrassing semi since I went to the cinema to watch broke back with my Dad

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    funny

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