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    1. 9th July 2014 #1
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      Funny Brazil jokes

      Feel sorry for Julio Cesar tonight.
      Last time I saw a Brazilian facing this many shots he was jumping a ticket barrier at Stockwell.

      The Brazilian goalkeeper was humiliated last night.
      When the commentators reminded everyone that he played for Queens Park Rangers.

      A great tribute from the Brazil team to Neymar. He couldn't play so the rest of the players decided not to either.

      Did you see the match last night? What a disaster. Apparently it's Brazil's worst semi since Pele's prescription ran out....
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      I've called my wife Brazil cos she kicks off every two minutes.

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      You probably need to be a German to find this funny

      A Dutch and a German meet at a bar
      Dutch: "We're playing Argentina tonight!"
      German: "Really? What a coincidence, We're playing them on Sunday!"
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      Brazil got Mullered, I thought the game would be Klose.
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      The most embarrassing semi since I went to the cinema to watch broke back with my Dad
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      Default Re: Brazil jokes

      funny
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