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    Advice am i the only man to do this????????

    okay the misses buys all these fecking things to put down the loo (she spends fecking loads!!!)))
    the latest one is the domestos turbo fresh.
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    so here is my thinking
    i cant help pissing down the loo but i always aim at the rim block etc or what ever she has bought on offer that week! but heres the worse part of this one, the harder u piss the more it spins!!! its fucking brill i will hold my piss for ages now and drink more just to see how long i can get it to spin!!!!
    so anyone else do it or am i just a weirdo?
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    Default Re: am i the only man to do this????????

    Quote Originally Posted by B B Leo View Post
    or am i just a weirdo?
    You sure are


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    Default Re: am i the only man to do this????????

    I think we all like a target.

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    Default Re: am i the only man to do this????????

    Did we not see how high we could piss up a wall when we were kids? spot on entertainment when your inconvenienced.

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    Default Re: am i the only man to do this????????

    Cotton buds are good targets. Those fuckers stay around for days too before they finally get flushed.

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    Default Re: am i the only man to do this????????

    I always think these devices fail to deliver

    So now the bathroom doesnt smell of shit, it smells of shit & fruits of the forest

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    Default Re: am i the only man to do this????????

    Leo, your fucking weird

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    I just used to piss on the Ex girlfriends bath mats so much better than on the toilet bowl Tried to spell her name but got to CUN and it rang out .
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    I almost pissed myself just reading this thread! DF back on form!!


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    Default Re: am i the only man to do this????????

    Try taking a shit on it

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    Default Re: am i the only man to do this????????

    Quote Originally Posted by beerman View Post
    Cotton buds are good targets. Those fuckers stay around for days too before they finally get flushed.

    boring fucker alert...but...you shouldnt flush cotton buds, they cause fuck loads of headaches at the sewage treatment places.

    Bringing the thread back on track..when I was a kid I used to try and see how many times I could circle the seat with my piss.
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    Default Re: am i the only man to do this????????

    Get to my age with my sorry prostate and you can't spin feck all !!.
    By the time I get a stream going the things melted away :-(

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    Default Re: am i the only man to do this????????

    I once got up for a piss in the night after a skinful, I was half asleep and forgot to lift the lid up, my missus wasn't very happy when she got up the following morning.

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    Default Re: am i the only man to do this????????

    Quote Originally Posted by Roty View Post
    I once got up for a piss in the night after a skinful, I was half asleep and forgot to lift the lid up, my missus wasn't very happy when she got up the following morning.
    I'd have woken you up to clean it yourself 😃

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