Claire Balding

[BertRoot]

What a complete cunt.

Commentary is piss poor for the commonwealth games. The woman is all over it and has no TV presence, no personality, is plug ugly, is irrelevant to a modern audience and is a weapons grade cunt to boot.

Anyone fancy joining in lobbying the BBC as licence payers to have her removed and also tarred and feathered?

[digi247]

She exhibits all the classic trademarks of being a Dyke! i wonder which one she is in the relationship

[beansontoast]

Have you seen the awful late night commonwealth games show on BBC 1? I couldn't turn it over quickly enough, standard sycophantic crap with "real" crowd cheering (not mates/crew, honest) and an overall 9.5 on the arse licking scale.

Definitely in there to make up the "token" numbers.

[BertRoot]

I wholly agree. I think she came out of the Spitting Image rejects bin. That show after the news was unforgiveable. As for Beth Tweddle...

[CzarJunkie]

The commonwealth games, is anyone actually watching that shite? It's like watching a school sports day but without the yummy mums doing the sack race in their tight fitting cashmere sweaters.

Utter fucking mediocrity. I'd rather watch the spastics going at it, at least I can laugh at them.

[BertRoot]

Gymnastics. All about the gymnastics. And come on it makes a change to see Scotland win anything.

[ViSaGe]

The commonwealth games, is anyone actually watching that shite? It's like watching a school sports day but without the yummy mums doing the sack race in their tight fitting cashmere sweaters.

Utter fucking mediocrity. I'd rather watch the spastics going at it, at least I can laugh at them.

FAF Wrong but FAF!

[BertRoot]

Pommel horse on now. CJ must love that, know I will be nursing a semi after it.

[CzarJunkie]

Pommel horse on now. CJ must love that, know I will be nursing a semi after it.

I like it when they dance with those ribbons. Reminds me of the light bondage play I usually submit my victims to when they enter my crypt of corrigibility.

[Bald Bouncer]

Claire Balding is shit I agree but watching now and the black haired bird wtf is going on with her nose it looks like a mr potato head and they have put the nose too high, must be 4 inches between her top lip and nose.

Edit: Beth Tweddle

[BertRoot]

That's Tweddle. She was a great gym one a few years ago. She had a brace on for a couple of years but I think the only fix is a skin graft between her nose and top lip.

[pratman]

i thought this was gonna be a 'would ya' thread, and i was looking forward to see who would wanna boink balding

[Cosmicpore]

Peas and rice. Thread context: slag off women on TV that don't rely on their looks.

Just glad Fatima Whitbread wasn't on the teev this year...

[maltloaf]

i thought this was gonna be a 'would ya' thread, and i was looking forward to see who would wanna boink balding

I would

[BertRoot]

Peas and rice. Thread context: slag off women on TV that don't rely on their looks.

Just glad Fatima Whitbread wasn't on the teev this year...

Talk about not get the context. Yes I did say she was plug ugly but if you read the rest of my vitriol it is more about her screen presence and lack of anything that would make her a worthy presenter. As for Tweddle she has a certain charm if you ever saw her camel toe in that silver outfit on that dumbass program where they get knocked into a pool if they don't get through a hole in a big piece of polystyrene.

[Mr 250]

Balding's a female version of Adrian Chiles. Another shit sports commentator who the majority of viewers hate.

[DejaVu]

Talk about not get the context. Yes I did say she was plug ugly but if you read the rest of my vitriol it is more about her screen presence and lack of anything that would make her a worthy presenter. As for Tweddle she has a certain charm if you ever saw her camel toe in that silver outfit on that dumbass program where they get knocked into a pool if they don't get through a hole in a big piece of polystyrene.

So you would then?

[Mr Olympia]

I would

Kin'ell Malty!

You'd fuck a slow puncture!

[GTI]

Woman = check
Pulse = check
< 60 = check

Why not?

[akimba]

Awww theres nothing wrong with tweddle I bet with that mouth she could suck a McDonalds milkshake in one but also she can get her very fit body into some amazing positions ;-) Yeah she looked good on hole in the wall but also I had to get the tissues out for her on Dancing on Ice too in those skimpy outfits ;-)