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    Default bloody wife & laptop!

    my mrs laptop HDD shat itself the other day,
    i lent her my cheapo tesco hudl so she could still use facebook, email etc.
    after hours of fucking about i managed to save her important stuff off the old drive, installed a new HDD then reinstalled windows and even put her stuff i recovered from the old drive back on the new one - now, imagine me now handing back her laptop now working even better than it ever did, with her precious stuff still intact (secretly hoping for some huge sexual favors in return ) - she simply said 'oh, thanks'
    she hasnt even turned the poxy thing on since i have done it, ive now lost my tablet as she prefers that and i still never got a blow job.

    grrrrrr

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    Default Re: bloody wife & laptop!

    They usually say things like, well that's the least you could do... Do you ever thank me for cooking, cleaning, paying bills, looking after the kids etc..???

    Christ, women are soooo needy

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    Default Re: bloody wife & laptop!

    now ive just been told that after the huge amount of time and effort to totally strip and rebuild her streetfighter suzuki bandit exactly to her spec, she now wants me to rip it apart, totally rebuild it and put a turbocharger on it.

    ive only just finished her kawasaki z1000


    i still have my bikes to sort out - bloody woman

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    Default bloody wife & laptop!

    Ha ha. I've replaced my wife's iPhone 4 screen twice, had 2 new tyres put on her car and taken her to and from heathrow in the last 3 weeks. She gets home tonight and complains I haven't made her tea!

    My phone screen is knackered, my car needs 2 new tyres and the mot is due on Monday. Wtf !


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    Default Re: bloody wife & laptop!

    Whip it out and lob it in their moanin hole usually as a pacifying effect.

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