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    Default Barmy bint gets a Total Recall makeover (tri-boob)

    A woman has claimed that she has spent thousands of pounds on surgery so that she can have a third breast.

    Referring to herself Jasmine Tridevil, not her real name, she apparently had to save up for three years to cover the $20,000 cost. As a result, most of her family won't speak to her anymore and whils she claims it is not about the fame she wants to star in her own reality show because she is tired of her current job.
    In fact, the reason for her additional breast is probably not what you expect.
    "I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore. "

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    Default Re: Barmy bint gets a Total Recall makeover (tri-boob)

    I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore.


    Yet I'll wear enough make-up to plaster a house, hardly any clothes to display the monstrosity and take loads of selfies and upload them to t'internet. Cunt.

    Obviously to attract Total Recall nerds!



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    Default Re: Barmy bint gets a Total Recall makeover (tri-boob)

    $20,000 spent on a third tit so men won't want to date her? Just stop washing your arm pits, surely that's the cheaper option.

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    Default Re: Barmy bint gets a Total Recall makeover (tri-boob)

    What a tit.

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    Default Re: Barmy bint gets a Total Recall makeover (tri-boob)

    More fun bags to play with......

    I would

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    Default Re: Barmy bint gets a Total Recall makeover (tri-boob)

    Quote Originally Posted by Realist View Post
    What a tit.
    I think you meant 'What a trit'.


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    Default Re: Barmy bint gets a Total Recall makeover (tri-boob)



    "baby...you make me wish i had 4 hands"

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    Default Re: Barmy bint gets a Total Recall makeover (tri-boob)

    She'll earn that 20k back in no time at all.. If Katie Price can generate fame and wealth with fuck all talent and just two tits then this bint will have no problems!

    actually... serious question.. what the fuck is Katie Price actually famous for.. she must have done something news worthy initially...

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    Default Re: Barmy bint gets a Total Recall makeover (tri-boob)

    Quote Originally Posted by Ginnerfreak View Post
    actually... serious question.. what the fuck is Katie Price actually famous for.. she must have done something news worthy initially...
    wasn't she a regular model for a car modding mag, that's just my 1st encounter of her so maybe wrong.
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    and theyre making a sequel to Twins? This cant be a coincidence.
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    Default Re: Barmy bint gets a Total Recall makeover (tri-boob)

    The idiot that did the operation should be locked up IMO.

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