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    NSFW DOES MY PENIS LOOK INFLAMED TO YOU?

    ok long story short I was walking my dog through our local park when by accident my belt snapped and my jeans fell down, about the same time this man was (I think) getting ready to take a shit and I accidentally entered him from behind, several times.

    now im sure its nothing but tbh it feels inflamed but what do you think?
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    Aaaaaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh my eyes are bleeding, why did i look in this thread

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    Default Re: DOES MY PENIS LOOK INFLAMED TO YOU?

    I can see the photo but I can't see a penis. Is it like a Dick only smaller?

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    Default Re: DOES MY PENIS LOOK INFLAMED TO YOU?

    That's no thumbnail. That's actual size.

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    Default Re: DOES MY PENIS LOOK INFLAMED TO YOU?

    the best bit is that it really IS a picture of my penis and some DF members have clicked the picture and enlarged it - I will be naming and shaming. if you want to wank over my genitals just ask
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    Default Re: DOES MY PENIS LOOK INFLAMED TO YOU?

    Pictures viewed: 1

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    Default Re: DOES MY PENIS LOOK INFLAMED TO YOU?

    Quote Originally Posted by cyprus View Post
    That's no thumbnail. That's actual size.
    PMSL

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    Default Re: DOES MY PENIS LOOK INFLAMED TO YOU?

    I take it that it's not normally that colour then, dont wank for a few days and see if it calms down or see a doctor

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    Default Re: DOES MY PENIS LOOK INFLAMED TO YOU?

    no m8 its usually quite light skinned with a hint of rosebud
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    Im getting worried cos Dets loosing it.

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    Haha....

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    Default Re: DOES MY PENIS LOOK INFLAMED TO YOU?

    pictures of gay pensioner porn and now somebody's posting up pics of their boaby

    wtf has happened to this place

    or has it always been like this lol

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    I thought this was going to be a jokey thread, not an actual pic of your fucking meat. I'm scarred for life!

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    Default Re: DOES MY PENIS LOOK INFLAMED TO YOU?

    Quote Originally Posted by beerman View Post
    I thought this was going to be a jokey thread, not an actual pic of your fucking meat. I'm scarred for life!
    Same lol!

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    Default Re: DOES MY PENIS LOOK INFLAMED TO YOU?

    now we know what Detector put on the packaging of the skyf5 boxes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigfergie73 View Post
    pictures of gay pensioner porn and now somebody's posting up pics of their boaby

    wtf has happened to this place

    or has it always been like this lol
    this is normal from what i remember..................either way after 10 years or so on here seeing Dets cock isnt that much of a surprise, what is a surprise however is how long its taken him to put one up
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Default Re: DOES MY PENIS LOOK INFLAMED TO YOU?

    Are you Jewish ? ( I support all faiths and belief systems, even Scientology )

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    Default Re: DOES MY PENIS LOOK INFLAMED TO YOU?

    I'm sure this is posted in the wrong section, but where should it go? The Clinic or the Hall of Shame.

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    Default Re: DOES MY PENIS LOOK INFLAMED TO YOU?

    I thought this was going to be a piss take too - luckily I scrolled down quickly but not before seeing your bloody bellend!

    I'm off to look at pictures of tits to get todays balance right again

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    Default Re: DOES MY PENIS LOOK INFLAMED TO YOU?

    Quote Originally Posted by bigfergie73 View Post
    pictures of gay pensioner porn and now somebody's posting up pics of their boaby

    wtf has happened to this place

    or has it always been like this lol
    you have not yet seen my midget porn collection (and no im not joking) its fucking mega mate
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