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    Rant Sue Perkins

    I can't quite put my finger on why (and who the fuck would want to?) but I dislike this lady quite a lot. It's got to such a stage that I can't watch a TV programme if she's appearing on it. And she appears on some of my favourites regularly, such as QI and HIGNFY. My heart just sinks every time I see that rodent face and those beady little eyes. She looks like a beardless Rolf Harris.

    Just the mere mention of her name and my balls shoot up into my stomach. Can looking at someone lower your sperm count? If it can, she has the power to render any man seedless.

    I'm considering a petition to remove her from all TV and Radio. Who's with me?

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    Default Re: Sue Perkins

    She's from my home town the poisonous twat. . .. . . not pleasant!
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    Default Re: Sue Perkins

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    . Can looking at someone lower your sperm count? If it can, she has the power to render any man seedless.
    she must've bumped into callmegoose somewhere along the way then

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    Default Re: Sue Perkins

    She is a cunt for sure. Sadly my list just gets longer and soon I won't be able to watch UK TV any more. Claire Balding needs culling along with this one.

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    Couldn't agree more, she pisses me off no end. You're right she spoils programmes like HIGNFY and QI by continually trying to hog the limelight. Any time anyone else speaks, she interrupts and comes out with unfunny crap, just so the camera stays on her. Horrible cunt.

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    Default Re: Sue Perkins

    Cunt of the highest order. Sue is also an utter wanker.

    EDIT: what a spaz, Mel is also an utter wanker, sorry couldn't tell where one of those twats ended and another begins.
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    Default Re: Sue Perkins

    TV Lesbians give me the horn, I can't hate Sue Perkins when all I want to do is convert her with the power invested in my cock.
    In my view the two most hateful cunts on TV are Ruby Wax and Dawn French.... That so many women have died through breast cancer and these two continue to breath, is reason enough to doubt God's existence.

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    Default Re: Sue Perkins

    Funny you should say that, Sue Perkins is my lesbian guilty pleasure and Ruby Wax is hot! Dawn French is a bit to roly poly for me.

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    Default Re: Sue Perkins

    Add Vanessa Feltz to my celebrity hate list

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    Default Re: Sue Perkins

    I used to hate Anthea Turner just as much but after seeing her doing ski jumps and the way she held them poles, I've changed my mind.

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