He's sitting on a sofa that covers a door. Enough said.
Tosser, one for the Darwin Awards there
he never mentioned if the girls was actually impressed or not?
i would have been! (once i had finished laughing)
You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.
What a twat
Not only is he a cock for doing it.. selling the story to the press makes him a bigger dick!