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    Default What are you scared of?

    This could be good for a laugh, I wonder what strange and weird things df users are scared of. Of course everyone is scared of waking up without their penis, so none of that, we need some genuinely weird stuff.

    I'll start, As a child I used to have nightmares of Bagpuss and the Chesire Cat from Alice in Wonderland. And to this day, i'm still very weary of them .

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    Default Re: What are you scared of?

    Snakes. That's about it.

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    Default Re: What are you scared of?

    I dunno why for the life of me, but that big bird off sesame street is a scarey site, gives me the shivers.
    I got a fear/phobia of wasps and the like, if I clock one even when I'm driving, I outta there asap, been know to jump out whilst sitting at traffic lights lol. That is a fear from my childhood though, I fell head first into a hornets nest and I got stung all over me; up the nose, ears, mouth etc.. spent quite a while in hospital for my sins.
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    Default Re: What are you scared of?

    The fookin VAT man LOL
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    Default Re: What are you scared of?

    The GAS Bill

    and the Missus when she says she takin the credit card to go shopping....
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    Default Re: What are you scared of?

    Rat's and wasps, when I was younger it was daleks and the incredible hulk.


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    Default Re: What are you scared of?

    earwigs and bastard wasps

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    Default Re: What are you scared of?

    Not really scared of anything wierd. Spiders maybe.

    However I did once work with a woman who was scared of banana's. Yep, you read it right....banana's. She couldnt go near them. The mere sight of them and she had to leave the room!
    Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

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    Default Re: What are you scared of?

    Just spiders.

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    Default Re: What are you scared of?

    The dwarf in "The singing ringing tree"...and the music to hammer house of horrors.

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    Default Re: What are you scared of?

    Moths....dont like `em...have to kill `em on sight...dont know why!
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    Default Re: What are you scared of?

    not much just spiders

    and waking up to find cj in my room!

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    Default Re: What are you scared of?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cam
    waking up to find cj in my room!
    That would be the only thing i'd be afraid of.
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    Default Re: What are you scared of?

    I am petrified of dentists... so bad that I dont have a dentist, if I need work doing they send me to the dental hospital in Liverpool at about 7.30am before the childrens surgery and put me to sleep. This comes from 6 months in nick for slapping a dentist and having major issues after surgery. If you want to see Disco cry like a bird at titanic show me a dentist chair.

    My mrs on the other hand is petrified of Crumpets... yes crumpets and swiss cheese... anything with holes in it... they freak her out she thinks things are going to come out of the holes.

    And my daughter used to be scared of spuds coz she had a dream of spuds with worms in... oh the fun I had chasing her around the house with a maris piper
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    Default Re: What are you scared of?

    Eating spiders - a phobia developed into eating them from hearing you eat them when sleeping!! - bleh! - no choice in the matter however it seems

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    Clowns ! the film "IT" has a lot to answer for !!!

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    Default Re: What are you scared of?

    Quote Originally Posted by Toffeeman
    Not really scared of anything wierd. Spiders maybe.

    However I did once work with a woman who was scared of banana's. Yep, you read it right....banana's. She couldnt go near them. The mere sight of them and she had to leave the room!
    I went to 6th form with a girl who had the same phobia - weirdo, lol!

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    Default Re: What are you scared of?

    Spiders, but only when they lurk on your ceiling before you go for a kip. Otherwise theres not many phobias i have, other than my teeth falling out randomly (i think thats a sign of being afraid to loose control, but i've just had shit teeth).

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    Default Re: What are you scared of?

    Spiders for me, they scare the shit out of me. I woke up once with one on my face, I've never screamed like a girl so much lol

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    Default Re: What are you scared of?

    Quote Originally Posted by squeek
    Eating spiders - a phobia developed into eating them from hearing you eat them when sleeping!! - bleh! - no choice in the matter however it seems
    that doesnt really happen, the statistics are bullshit

    also most spiders in houses (95% of spiders in houses) always live in houses. puting a house spider "back outside" is usually fatal for them so you might as well just kill the bastard.

    i am quite scared of spiders and today i picked up the biggest one i have held so far. i am deterimed to not be scared of them anymore cos its the only stupid phobia i have, and i'd love to have none at all
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