GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

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    beansontoast said:

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    Maybe you abstainers can set up some sort of a wager?

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    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...
     
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    I Black Belt said:

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    Personally, I think you're going about this the wrong way.
    You should sit down with your good lady wife and come clean about your addiction.
    Sure, she'll feel like she's not enough, there'll be tears, anger and accusations, but then will come the forgiveness and the offer of support, fuelled by guilt
    that's the time to strike. Explain, that whilst you can't be expected to ride her each and every time you get a chubby, if there could be a "blowjob on demand" or BOD clause embraced by her, it would go a long way to curing you of this terrible affliction.
    The mind is a wonderful thing and from personal experience, I can and still do recall any number of wank video's, some from as far back as the mid eighties to assist my release. A particularly useful skill when you consider some of the fucking hounds I've ridden over the years

    My point being, you can still watch porn, through your minds eye, whilst your betrothed has a mouthful of japs eye.

    Win win surely?
     
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    GTI said:

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    No fap action since Sunday night.
    I look hung again, and my bulging balls look good enough to eat... I wish I was a woman, I'd be all over me.
     
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    flumperino said:

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    Come on now GTI, are you telling the truth or porkies pies?
     
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    GTI said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by flumperino View Post
    Come on now GTI, are you telling the truth or porkies pies?
    Straight up homz, I have not handled my mighty python for 3 whole days... this is perhaps my longest period of abstinence since I was a kid.
     
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    flumperino said:

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    lol, brace yourself for the (literal) ball-ache tomorrow then
     
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    Geko said:

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    48 hours for me. I have realised that I used to masturbate when bored. I need a new hobby.
     
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    {{909}} said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geko View Post
    48 hours for me. I have realised that I used to masturbate when bored. I need a new hobby.

    sitting down for a shake was a routine rather than feeding an urge for me when I was back in the UK. Porn sites are not news sites, they don't need to be checked every few hours....

    Now I'm in a house with my wife, baby and mother in law, the routine is broken. I can't look at porn or any live streaming sites to see if my favorites are on, so the urge goes away and I do something marginally more productive.
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    I Black Belt said:

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    Fuck that. When you do crack one out, there'll be lumps in it the size of kitten heads.
    Like heartbeats, I believe we only have a certain amount allocated to us. So any erection shouldn't be wasted.
     
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    piggzy said:

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    3 Days for me now too.
    I did dip the wick very briefly last night but she said her fanny hurt so I had to stop.
    In hindsight I should have just upped the speed and pretended I didnt hear her. Balls still full.
     
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    GTI said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by piggzy View Post
    3 Days for me now too.
    I did dip the wick very briefly last night but she said her fanny hurt so I had to stop.
    In hindsight I should have just upped the speed and pretended I didnt hear her. Balls still full.
    I'm saving it for this Friday night..... lucky girl is going to get the best 15 seconds of her life.
     
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    piggzy said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    I'm saving it for this Friday night..... lucky girl is going to get the best 15 seconds of her life.
    Kinda what I'm hoping for now. Just gotta hope her fanny stops hurting. She better hope so or I'll be turning her over ;-)
     
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    Geko said:

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    Not only have I stopped the wanking, I have decided to be celibate for 6 months. I am going to be super Zen. I'm single, so it's easier to do than having someone at home. The test will be when I've had a few beers.
     
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    funkyg said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geko View Post
    Not only have I stopped the wanking, I have decided to be celibate for 6 months. I am going to be super Zen. I'm single, so it's easier to do than having someone at home. The test will be when I've had a few beers.
    It's unhealthy to not ejaculate, due to toxin build up in the prostate. I'm sure I've read that somewhere.
     
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    prezzy said:

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    Good enough for me

     
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    Mr 250 said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geko View Post
    Not only have I stopped the wanking, I have decided to be celibate for 6 months. I am going to be super Zen. I'm single, so it's easier to do than having someone at home. The test will be when I've had a few beers.
    I bet your first wank after 6 months will be sensational.
     
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    Geko said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by funkyg View Post
    It's unhealthy to not ejaculate, due to toxin build up in the prostate. I'm sure I've read that somewhere.
    I read similar. But I'm not sure if there's a lot of information to back that up. Google didn't really answer the question.
     
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    GTI said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geko View Post
    I read similar. But I'm not sure if there's a lot of information to back that up. Google didn't really answer the question.
    You can avoid any potential problems by a simple process called [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]. Live long and prosper my fellow fapstonaut
     
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    cyprus said:

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    Back in my younger days a lady friend of mine was coming to visit for a few days so I saved my load for an entire week in the hope of impressing her with a huge cum shot. Understand, up until then I was spanking the monkey at least 3 times a day so my body was in full production mode to keep up with demand.

    The fateful day came.

    I was laying down on my back and her kissing, which had started with my lips slowly descended, to my neck, my chest...lower, lower, until eventually her chin was wedged against my quivering, raging erection.

    Happy with what she saw, she starting slurping hungrily on my velvet headed warrior. After what felt like an eternity of holding back (but in real time more like 30 seconds) I finally couldn't take it any more and what happened next was an event of Biblical proportions. There was no warning, no shortness of breath before the big push. It just happened. The flood gates were truly opened, the torrent let loose while her lips were still firmly wrapped around my Mount Vesuvius.

    The initial "spurt" was not initial at all, it just kept coming and coming until her mouth was full but it still didn't stop. I was literally pissing cum. Her eyes bulged and she started to choke, cum shot out of her nostrils. She released me as she threw back her head, spitting cum all over my groin, gasping for air, coughing spluttering, eyes tearful...while I was laughing my fucking arse off, still cumming hard on her hair as her face was resting on my lap.

    What a fucking experience. I was laughing for so long and so hard, I must have woken up my parents in the room next door.

    GTI, enjoy the weekend!
     
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    GTI said:

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    Something weird happened last night, something which hasn't happened since I was a kid....I had a wet dream.

    The old pressure release valve must have kicked in and thought, better out than in.