Cyprus. Fucking mint mate. Laughed like fuck at that.
GTI have you not tried sleep rutting the Mrs yet?
Cyprus. Fucking mint mate. Laughed like fuck at that.
GTI have you not tried sleep rutting the Mrs yet?
Wet dream pmsl.
Years since that has happened to me.
Was your bellend stuck to your belly?
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BertRoot (9th January 2015)
Someone sent me a Chinese/Japanese video on wotsapp of something like this but must be fake as follows her round the room spraying her with it til she soaked pretty much head to toe and I mean literally head to toe in it last a good minute. If remember at home will try and upload.
I'm still going.
haven't had a wet dream. But my dreams are all about sex.
GTI (9th January 2015)
Forgive me bros for I have fapped
It was supposed to be a romantic evening last night, with me getting ready to unleash my fully recharged custard cannon. Instead she told me she was going to bed early as she had a bad headache and the first twinges of her period.
With an entire evening ahead of me I thought I would do a little edging (fapping up until the point of climax and then backing down). I did this several times and then for whatever reason I went too far... the first spurt almost hit the wall and I continued to haemoragge baby batter until my goo bazooka finally stopped twitching. Oddly it was not at all pleasurable, probably due to the guilt and disappointment. Anyway once I had released my load, I thought fuck it and went onto pornhub to plunder their archive of hairy MILF videos (my favourite genre) and wanked myself close to a stroke.
The best thing to do once you've fallen off the wagon is get back on, so I will start again tomorrow.
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I'm going to try and go fap free....
Wish me luck as I'm single and live alone.
GTI (11th January 2015)
GTI (11th January 2015)
An old internet favourite
God-kills-kitten.jpg
"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm gets wasted god gets quite irate"
We're all going to hell !
What happened to that silly idea eh??
{sigh} I am a failure
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