GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

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  1. GTI's Avatar

    GTI said:

    Serious GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Hello, my name is GTI and I'm an internet porn addict

    Seriously, its getting to the point now where I am concerned about my well being. My concentration is shot, the strength and longevity of erections is reduced, I'm always tired and my relationship with the missus is not what it once was.

    Watching this TED talk about internet porn addiction and the damage that Porn-tube sites are doing has made me convinced that I have an issue, and I know I'm not alone here.



    Back in the old days we had porn collections (mags, vids, mpgs etc...) which we would eventually get bored of and only go to if we were desperate for a wank, but now with internet porn there is a constant stream of novelty, so we're like rats in a cage constantly pressing the button for reward until we reach the point of exhaustion (neurotransmitter depletion). Not only that but we're getting into increasingly depraved shit since its only a click away.

    So taking inspiration from this talk and the numerous [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] (wanking) threads, I've decided to take this one day at a time... no long term targets since they never work with me but I'll try and keep this thread updated with progress.

    So who is with me?... click the poll.
     
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    GTI said:

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    OK, its been 12 hours since my last lamb shank and I'm feeling kinda OK... no tremors, nervous twitches or hallucinations
     
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    {{909}} said:

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    sounds like falling testosterone GTI, eat more pistachios.
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    Mickey said:

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    More bromide in your tea
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  5. GTI's Avatar

    GTI said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by {{909}} View Post
    sounds like falling testosterone GTI, eat more pistachios.
    Interesting you should mention it.. two symptoms of low testosterone which I'm seeing, and which should improve with a no-FAP regime are a) voice getting shrill and weak in general (FFS I was once mistaken for a woman on the phone) and b) [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] (Homosexual OCD) where I start to have weird and irrational thoughts about whether I'm actually straight or somewhere in-between. This is the scariest since I know I'm not into that lifestyle, I love the fairer sex too much.
     
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    akimba said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    OK, its been 12 hours since my last lamb shank and I'm feeling kinda OK... no tremors, nervous twitches or hallucinations
    12 hours in and your congratulating yourself and half of that surely was you sleeping, how bad is your addiction we talking somewhere between 5-20 a day?
     
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    GTI said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by akimba View Post
    12 hours in and your congratulating yourself and half of that surely was you sleeping, how bad is your addiction we talking somewhere between 5-20 a day?
    I would say at least 10 times daily.. maybe less if I have to go to a funeral or something that day
     
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    tombott said:

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    Is this like dry January?

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    Guns don't kill people rappers do, I'm a fucking rapper and I might kill you.
     
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    akimba said:

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    So you really have got "Jizz Hands"
     
  10. GTI's Avatar

    GTI said:

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    I've just clicked shift-del on 1.2TB of downloaded smut.

    Felt liberating, even my computer feels faster now.
     
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    DejaVu said:

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    Sounds to me like the definition of a useless wanker!

     
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    BertRoot said:

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    And when are you going to delete the other couple of TB?

     
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    piggzy said:

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    2 Days since my last wank. To clear up a potential get out clause here though.
    Does the wank count if received from another party. (Not a self wank) ??? Think you should clear this up tbh !
    (Maybe I shouldnt be using the words "clear this up" in this thread.)
     
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    GTI said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by piggzy View Post
    2 Days since my last wank. To clear up a potential get out clause here though.
    Does the wank count if received from another party. (Not a self wank) ??? Think you should clear this up tbh !
    (Maybe I shouldnt be using the words "clear this up" in this thread.)
    My rules are that sex in whatever form with the missus is definitely OK... but onanism is not.
    This is not celibacy.
     
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    Geko said:

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    Okay.... I'm in. I want to do 6 months. Don't let me down GTI.

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    GTI said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geko View Post
    Okay.... I'm in. I want to do 6 months. Don't let me down GTI.

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    Atta boy Geko, let's hang tough on this one.
     
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    Northernbloke said:

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    In the words of dragons - I'm out - can't beat a good five knuckle shuffle when the mood takes

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    GTI said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northernbloke View Post
    In the words of dragons - I'm out - can't beat a good five knuckle shuffle when the mood takes

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    You obviously have it under control, just like someone who can have a glass of red and stop at that.
     
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    Geko said:

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    I have done 24 hours so far. Going to be hard going this.
     
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    beerman said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geko View Post
    I have done 24 hours so far. Going to be hard going this.
    In the mornings especially