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    Info well it not only rains for me but it pishes down too

    I caught a nasty chest infection around 2 weeks ago and I got sent to my local hospital for a checkup
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    I waited a week and this time id had the infection for 2 weeks coughing up green shit

    rang my docs exactly a week later to be told no results back yet

    next thing I know im in intensive care unit with pneumonia and something called sepsis. my partner said I was delirious and it brought out my epilepsy so she rang the ambulance which probably save my life.

    I cant remember anything of it, im 6,4 and 22 stone and they said I was being aggressive remove the pipes they were putting in me so they had to put me in a coma for 5 days, I had tubes on my neck, arms, nose and throat. when I eventually came around they put me in my own private room which was great because the tv worked fine. I cannot recommend the service one guy called Richard gave me. linda said I would be washed down, all pipes cleaned and everything by him.

    not a nice thing to have, I now cant walk and feel like ive been bummed by 70 American inmates
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    Default Re: well it not only rains for me but it pishes down too

    I had been wondering where you had gone to again.
    hope you feel a bit better soon mate and you know I'm at the other end of the phone and internet if you need anything.

    bet you enjoyed the bumming though mate
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    Default Re: well it not only rains for me but it pishes down too

    Grim up north, but get well soon dude

    Bilbo.

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    Default Re: well it not only rains for me but it pishes down too

    glad you on the mend & getting mobile again, thought you aint bin around much.

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    Default Re: well it not only rains for me but it pishes down too

    Good to hear you're through it mate.. musta been a nightmare

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    had my first night home and first nights good sleep - although really weird vivid dreams tho
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    Wet dreams?
    mainly about a male nurse washing you down, and a holding a tube of lubricant while snapping on his rubber gloves.
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    Glad your home matey

    NOW READ YA FKING PM I sent you
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    Shit Det not good. Hope your getting better bud.

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    Default Re: well it not only rains for me but it pishes down too

    Did it remind you of the scene in Kill Bill when Uma wakes up in hospital?

    If you get dreams about a dirty pot of vaseline you know why :-)

    Glad your ok.

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    Sorry to hear this mate, hope you get better soon

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    Default Re: well it not only rains for me but it pishes down too

    Hi
    Sorry to hear m8, let me know if you need a break at the seaside (but no midgets).
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    Ahh shit m8 hope you make a speedy recovery ! PS I sent you a PM ;-)
    I STINK GET OVER IT !

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    Hope you get on the mend soon mate!

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    Get well fella !

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    Pinderfields?

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    Default Re: well it not only rains for me but it pishes down too

    Pinderfields a&e first which saved my life then ICU, then eventually onto a ward
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    Get well soon matey, sounds like a real nightmare must have been scary!

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    not bad for a PFI then LOL

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    Place not the same without u m8

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