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    DF PlaYa Rhinoz's Avatar
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    Default Getting Married

    This guy brings his best mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30pm after work.

    His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade...

    "My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done.

    Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!

    Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"

    "Because he's thinking of getting married."

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    DF PwNagE flumperino's Avatar
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    Default Re: Getting Married

    That feels like it's an oldie....but I haven't heard it, and I like it

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