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    Default Bum Driller on the loose

    From a Ugandun tabloid

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    "Downloading his sperm into my butt" and "Forced their anaconda like weapons into his bum".

    Fuck me can we have papers like this over he LOL
    Life’s To Short To Argue - I say As I Get Up Off The Floor After The Misses Wacks Me With A frying Pan.

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    Default Re: Bum Driller on the loose

    On a similar note, I stumbled onto this website a few days ago :

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    Seems to run regular stories about some mythical midget (calm down) that is either a run of the mill rapist, or often a gay rapist and is often quoted to have a big 4-5. 4-5 is apparently slang for penis.

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    Default Re: Bum Driller on the loose

    I wonder if this is a Ugandun version of The Sunday Sport

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    Default Re: Bum Driller on the loose

    Quote Originally Posted by {{909}} View Post
    On a similar note, I stumbled onto this website a few days ago :

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    Seems to run regular stories about some mythical midget (calm down) that is either a run of the mill rapist, or often a gay rapist and is often quoted to have a big 4-5. 4-5 is apparently slang for penis.

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    An extract that cracked me up : (Best thread I have read in a long time)

    A male student at the college said he fought with the short man on Monday night when it was trying to masturbate him.
    “I saw something opening the door and I covered my face with a blanket out of fear. I became dizzy and tired and then I found myself naked and the tokoloshe was busy masturbating me. I said ‘Jesus!’ and the short man ran away,” said the student.




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    Default Re: Bum Driller on the loose

    lol, bum driller...

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    You couldn't make this shit up!

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    Default Re: Bum Driller on the loose

    Pmsl , yeh your an expert on drilling realist .bet you got the best hammer action .

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    Fuck off cunt.

    Quote Originally Posted by plug1 View Post
    Pmsl , yeh your an expert on drilling realist .bet you got the best hammer action .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Realist View Post
    Fuck off cunt.
    im bumming yi up mate !

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    Default Re: Bum Driller on the loose

    Isn't there a death penalty in Uganda for being gay? If so, then this article may be more sinister than it appears. Get the people worried about a gay rape gang on the prowl so that they report any "strange" behaviour to the police thus helping authorities round up all the gays up for execut1on.

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    Default Re: Bum Driller on the loose

    Quote Originally Posted by cyprus View Post
    Isn't there a death penalty in Uganda for being gay? If so, then this article may be more sinister than it appears. Get the people worried about a gay rape gang on the prowl so that they report any "strange" behaviour to the police thus helping authorities round up all the gays up for execut1on.

    They dropped the death penalty for life in prison due to I think pressure from the west. Obviously if your in prison you wont be having bum sex..... right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by piggzy View Post
    Obviously if your in prison you wont be having bum sex..... right?


    wont start at the right place but 2m36s

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