Shitty Ass Done Need a Hosin'!

[Cosmicpore]

So I'm thinking about installing one of these (though not necessarily that model) as I rent and I'm done with having a crunchy butthole and skiddy undies. Wet wipes are nice and all, but they just don't cut the brown mustard.

Going on holiday and using a bidet is a truly magical experience. It also makes you realise how unhygienic our wiping system is. When I'm feeling fancy I'll soap up the hole and wash away with a little jug but it takes too much planning. Imagine having the magical sprayer right there to fix it all and make the sads go away.

Looks like it could potentially be pretty straight forward to install a hose bidet, not that I know how to go about it.

Any plumb-boffs got some advice on how to go about installing one of these badboys?

It's high time my soil-star got the pampering it deserves. Who's with me?!

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its a Thai-Tap - the best thing after a ring burning curry! We are in the midst of planning our bathroom and we are getting one of these! Only problem is that our water pressure is off the scale, will be like a colonic every time i go for a poo.

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Just get the wife to give you a rimming and throw a fart in for good measure.