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    Default Bought a phone from ebay and the owner left me some selfies!

    Thought i'd share with DF some samples left on my 'new' phone. Dopey cow!


    So some are sideways and i can see no way to rotate them anywhere even though they are all the right way on my pc. When uploaded to DF half get rotated for some odd reason.
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    "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butchers knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross." - 'Dirty' Harry
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    Lumpy bitch.


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    Default Re: Bought a phone from ebay and the owner left me some selfies!

    Haha.
    email her and ask if she wants them back.
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    Default Re: Bought a phone from ebay and the owner left me some selfies!

    She's obviously"fishing", hoping the buyer likes what they see and wanna hook up and hit her "little" poom poom

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    Default Re: Bought a phone from ebay and the owner left me some selfies!

    I bought a laptop a while ago off ebay I picked laptop up and thought she a pretty girl, when started it up I noticed there were file waiting to be burnt to disc, so had a look at them and yep they were of her semi/naked ;-)

    I always now run Recuva on all laptops I get just incase but never happened since :-(

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    Default Re: Bought a phone from ebay and the owner left me some selfies!

    bit rough but i would lol
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    Default Re: Bought a phone from ebay and the owner left me some selfies!

    jesus id rather hit dead body than that

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    Default Re: Bought a phone from ebay and the owner left me some selfies!

    Bit of a confession, a female work colleague once asked if she could charge her iPhone using my desk charger. What she didn't realise was that it was charging off the computer's USB port so as soon as she plugged it into charge I could see her pictures. I had a quick peak and saw some that warranted extra attention later so I clip/pasted the lot onto a USB stick and surveyed the treasure trove later that evening. Plenty of naked pictures of her boyfriend but quite a few of her face down with his cock buried in her.

    After wanking myself silly for several days I did the honorable thing and deleted the lot.

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    Default Re: Bought a phone from ebay and the owner left me some selfies!

    Some of them look like she may be a ladyboy.
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    Default Re: Bought a phone from ebay and the owner left me some selfies!

    Feck off she is a minger. I get its like the amazon forest down there before DEforestation hit
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    Default Re: Bought a phone from ebay and the owner left me some selfies!

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    After wanking myself silly for several days I did the honorable thing and deleted the lot.
    Buhahaha......

    I'm not sure if you can do the right thing after doing the bad thing and for it to still be classed as 'honourable'

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    Eww, a right Lumpa Plumpa

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    Default Re: Bought a phone from ebay and the owner left me some selfies!

    No nipple pics? I'd imagine they are the size of dinner plates...!


    Quote Originally Posted by akimba View Post
    I bought a laptop a while ago off ebay I picked laptop up and thought she a pretty girl, when started it up I noticed there were file waiting to be burnt to disc, so had a look at them and yep they were of her semi/naked ;-)

    I always now run Recuva on all laptops I get just incase but never happened since :-(
    Evidence?



    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    Bit of a confession, a female work colleague once asked if she could charge her iPhone using my desk charger. What she didn't realise was that it was charging off the computer's USB port so as soon as she plugged it into charge I could see her pictures. I had a quick peak and saw some that warranted extra attention later so I clip/pasted the lot onto a USB stick and surveyed the treasure trove later that evening. Plenty of naked pictures of her boyfriend but quite a few of her face down with his cock buried in her.

    After wanking myself silly for several days I did the honorable thing and deleted the lot.
    I did something similar, but for fear of getting caught I will not be explaining the situation on the internet... Confession - I didn't do the honorable thing and still use the material every now and then.

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    Default Re: Bought a phone from ebay and the owner left me some selfies!

    Lol I hit the jackpot when I was rebuiding one of the hotties personal PC at work (23 year old with tits to die for). 4 full length videos of her getting smashed by her boyfriend. I mistakingly opened one and then had my whole dept crowding around my screen after someone saw what was on my screen. As a "thankyou" she got an extra 4gb RAM and a new 320gb HDD

    I too deleted them like GTI, but only after a furious wank

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    i wish i never looked.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Copex View Post
    i wish i never looked.....
    I never look a free porn gift horse in the mouth. She's a bit lumpy, but I probably would.

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    jesus, after seeing the pictures I'd ask for a partial refund.
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    Default Re: Bought a phone from ebay and the owner left me some selfies!

    I take it the Sony Z1 was sold as used ?
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