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    I would give these kids a bloody home, its a shame in this day and age ffs

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    Default Re: first thing you would do if you won the lottery??

    Probably get a load of whores, some coke, some liquor and book a hotel suite for the week.

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    Default Re: first thing you would do if you won the lottery??

    Buy a house as far a way as possible from my idoit neighbours

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    Default Re: first thing you would do if you won the lottery??

    Depends if you mean the 4 mil type lottery or the 160 mil euromillions...

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    Default Re: first thing you would do if you won the lottery??

    A full set of dental implants, then an huge old mill to convert into a house, workshop and museum.

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    Default Re: first thing you would do if you won the lottery??

    it all depends on how much - but first thing i would do is resign from my job.
    then i would buy a sizeable house for my family, take all family away for a holiday and pay off any mortgages, loans that my close family have.

    rest would be invested for my boys for their future.

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    Default Re: first thing you would do if you won the lottery??

    decide whose lives I'm going to change from the comfort of my yacht.

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    Default Re: first thing you would do if you won the lottery??

    Quit my job, in style.

    I'd bring in a mariachi band and think of some cool fucking song to sing about all the cunts I work with...

    Then buy a Lambo.

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    Default Re: first thing you would do if you won the lottery??

    Similar.

    I'd take a crap in various work colleague's desk drawers.

    Then no doubt realise that I was looking at the wrong week's numbers.

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    Default Re: first thing you would do if you won the lottery??

    I'd buy a large house in its own grounds. Then I'd have two further detached houses built in the grounds for her mum and my mum. Put a fucking big concrete wall in between with sentry guns on it just in case they tried to visits.. PMSL. Well, perhaps not a wall but I'd certainly have a couple of detached houses built in the grounds for them.

    For my relatives, I'd give each member a couple of hundred grand and tell them to use it, save it, spend it, invest it how they like. Once it's gone, it's gone if they don't use it properly. Then I'd naturally buy a fair few luxuries and perhaps a few holiday homes in various parts of the world.

    As for leaving work. I might even consider going part time. Think if I went cold turkey, I'd go fucking bonkers. Certainly take a much earlier retirement. That said, I've always wanted to get a massive big back of polystyrene balls (the kind of size a tonne of sand comes in but not that heavy ). The type that go in bean bags. Cut a small hole in the bottom of it and run all round the office spraying the little fuckers all over the place. Good luck hoovering those up LMAO.
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    Default Re: first thing you would do if you won the lottery??

    first thing id do is buy a detatched house not far from where i am now, have a garage built on the side big enough to accommodate my 'toys'

    then i would buy out my boss, not renew the contract of one of the 'mechanics' here then set about making the business what it could/should be.

    lastly, i would help out all the people that have always been there for me when i was struggling and take great pleasure in laughing in the face of all the golddiggers in my family that will no doubt suddenly come to visit and be nice to us after all these years of not bothering to even acknowledge us

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    Default Re: first thing you would do if you won the lottery??

    My old job (where there were quite a few people but only a relative few who were good and losing them would cripple the co for a while) I would go to said people with 1/2 dice and say I'll give you, say, 100k per point you roll if you quit right now in a way they'll never have you back. Obviously vary amount depending on person/salary - when they send security, offer them the same deal. Think that would have to be one for the 160 mil though.

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    Buy up some property, travel the world and hopefully get myself transcended.


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    build a brothel game of thones style!
    fuck yeah!
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Default Re: first thing you would do if you won the lottery??

    Move out of this fucking country

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    Default Re: first thing you would do if you won the lottery??

    Who really knows but for me I suspect not much different.

    A younger me wanted to live in different parts of the world at different times.

    Having done that without winning I realised I quite like home.

    Same thing with cars, 've grown out of go fast cars and now think something with a hatch I can get two coffins in at a time is ace compared to a sports car.

    Winning I bet comes with a whole load of social problems too. Everyone with there hand out. Trophy women throwing themselves at you.

    Na not for me...


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    Default Re: first thing you would do if you won the lottery??

    For the big one - pay off the mortgage & give the house away. Pay off the family's mortgages and give them enough money to retire on. De-register the kids from school & hire tutors to travel the World with us and give them a childhood they'll never forget. I'll leave it up to the wife and kids to decide which of our super-yachts/stately homes dotted around the globe to holiday in. I'd be happy enough as long as my chain of restaurants could helicopter in some rag puddings for us to trough after a hard day racing the Lambo's about one of the estates.

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    Hire out for a week, the smallest midget for DET
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    Dig out my passport and never look back

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    Default Re: first thing you would do if you won the lottery??

    Not sure what the first thing would be, but I'd be bidding on the Children in Need golf package on Chris Evans radio show. Would love to play in that.

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