Did this thread around 5 years ago but thought be good to do to it again?
Show us your worst injury pictures....
230 degree oil burn!
NSFW
http://imgur.com/a/MxbS3
Did this thread around 5 years ago but thought be good to do to it again?
Show us your worst injury pictures....
230 degree oil burn!
NSFW
http://imgur.com/a/MxbS3
Last edited by BigBrand; 17th December 2015 at 10:32 PM.
"That's why I fucked your bitch you fat mother fucker"
WRATH OF BOD (17th December 2015)
no picture but
went up a ramp in 78 & landed on front wheel, over the top & didnt put my hands out but my elbows,
Hence left elbow split in two, stiches & cast on foe 6 months lol
still doesn't beat me jumping the burn vally beck in 80 on my Grifter & breaking both wrists..
falling of my new Racer on christmas day in 81 braking right arm in 6 places,
82 in the burn vally park down
the curly track on my new skateboard braking right arm again & concision .lol
not finished yet, 16th birthday 84 new fizzy 50 riding past dyke house on raby road, no man hole
cover near the crossing, hit it & bounced under a bus, lucky just gravel rash. not had a crash since.
BigBrand (18th December 2015)
Jesus Bod. Eventful. Had a few BMX bad ones in my youth. Fucking great experience. The skin on my chins is like rice paper from all the bike related scrapes over the years. Using DMR vault pedals hasn't helped for the last few. Took a chunk out my calf when a chain snapped last year. That fucking hurt on a fresh tattoo. Healed Bob on but fucking hurt.
Broke my elbow a few years back bunny hopping summat in the road. Wow that hurts, rode in the back of a four wheel drive at full tilt with glass lens sunglasses on. Fucked my nose up properly. Went through the back window of a Peugeot hatch back by riding in the back of it, going over the bars onto the roof and then sliding down the boot and popping through the rear window. That didn't hurt but couldn't get out of the boot cos my arse was in it and my legs were out of it. Nearly pissed myself laughing though.
WRATH OF BOD (18th December 2015)
Again no pics, but as a child I managed to lodge the claw part of a claw hammer in the top of my skull and was promptly rushed to A&E. Still got a flat spot to this day.
BigBrand (18th December 2015)
Hi
in the early 80s i crashed bultaco Sherpa 250 while riding along an old disused railway line like an idiot, went flying over handle bars catching my leg on one side and fracturing my femur above the knee and when I landed fracturing my right collar bone. can remember ambulance geezers giving me gas and air while putting a big baloon thing over my leg, then waking up in hospital in traction.
Had a Kusner nail inserted down my femur and got out of hospital after nearly a month and was off work for three months. Bike was fixed up no problems and sold by my father while I was still in hospital.
LS
Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to punch people in the face over Standard TCP/IP
no pics (for obvious reasons) but i split my banjo string when banging a girl when i was 15
i can still remember the "pop" sound when i did it - bled like a mother fucker too
stung for weeks
Merry Christmas
You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.
Lou_smorals (18th December 2015), Rick Sanchez (2nd January 2016)
You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.
Mystical_2K (18th December 2015), Rick Sanchez (2nd January 2016)
Can I ask for you gory photos to be attached to your post.
Cant view at work and really bored and could do with some entertainment.
As for me - pretty shit. No Pictures.
Aged 8 (85), jumped off the sofa pretending to be superman onto a 5ft Cushion and missed (took skill).
Broke my leg in 4 places, in a wheelchair for 6 months because I was a woos.
Nothing bad since TBH.
Mystical_2K (18th December 2015)
You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.
BigBrand (18th December 2015)
Message received and understood
this just reminded me i can do a near 180 with my foreskin hahahaha
oh and i now realise i have been on this forum too fucking long if i am nipping to the bog to take a picture of my cock then adding a santa hat and not thinking its strange
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You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.
Not sure about this new member. He looks like the rest of them... Bit of a dick. (Boom boom).
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Mystical_2K (18th December 2015), Rick Sanchez (2nd January 2016)
When you had a tug BigBrand did you imagine you were being wanked off by a zombie. Kind of Emanuel meets Walking Dead !!!
I can fucking top that. Been wanting to bang this chick for months, finally got her round mine - and while doing doggy position, I noticed blood everywhere. Pulled out and asked her... "you on your period???" to which she replied no...
So thought Id go for round two, this time more blood. Ended up it was me, had snapped my banjo.....BUT, I also caught gonorrhea off the bitch and it infected the wound. Was like pissing razor blades for weeks. Fucking worse pain ive felt.
Other injuries....
- Snapped my left left in three places trying to jump a fence. Caught my leg in the "picket fence" and fell face first onto concrete, dangling upside down.
- Had a nail through my foot while playing around in a construction side as a kid.....
- Piece of scaffolding hit me square on the forehead as a kid also... left a penny sized hold between my eyes. Every time I blinked blood came squirting out. I thought it was funny as fuck...
Mystical_2K (18th December 2015)
You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.
DejaVu (18th December 2015), WRATH OF BOD (18th December 2015)
Fuck sake this thread has gone down an unsavoury route. I have never heard of this injury before, now feeling inadequate in the vigorous shagging department
Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to punch people in the face over Standard TCP/IP
CallmeGoose (18th December 2015), Mystical_2K (18th December 2015), Rick Sanchez (2nd January 2016), WRATH OF BOD (18th December 2015)
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