Kamagra jelly

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  1. piggzy's Avatar

    piggzy said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    So this is what I have to look forward to in old age
    Thats what I was thinking. What the fuck is wrong with em all. Limp dicked pussys.
     
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    Cunt said:

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    If these give you a stiff of sorts, would they also take some slack out of my misses twat cos by Christ its big, its like walking into Wookey Hole.
     
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    tombott said:

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    If these give you a stiff of sorts, would they also take some slack out of my misses twat cos by Christ its big, its like walking into Wookey Hole.
    I've always wanted to go to Wookey Hole, but have never been so could you quantify the size please? Or could you just send me a photo of your misses twat, then I can visualise what Wookey Hole is like.
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    GTI said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by piggzy View Post
    Thats what I was thinking. What the fuck is wrong with em all. Limp dicked pussys.
    I'm on record as saying I would smash the 'Scottish' out of Nicola Sturgeon... fuck it, I'll even do Teresa May.
    So chances are this sick puppy has more problem keeping it down than up.
     
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    bub said:

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    Mr floppy comes to town if I have had one to many bevies. A small bite of syldenafil and I mean a small bite of the tab and 15 mins later I'm a porn star. The best part is you can go again and again until your dick falls off.
     
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    piggzy said:

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    Mr floppy comes to town if I have had one to many bevies. A small bite of syldenafil and I mean a small bite of the tab and 15 mins later I'm a porn star. The best part is you can go again and again until your dick falls off.
    I have the other problem. I can get a stiffy after bevies but can't finish. I can be pounding away for an hour but the custard trumpet won't spit the muck. She doesn't complain mind but I'm a stubborn fucker and insist I should get to Jizz too. I usually end up giving up and always regret the chaffed up broken and sometimes bloodied maggot the next morning.
     
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    piggzy said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by tombott View Post
    I've always wanted to go to Wookey Hole, but have never been so could you quantify the size please? Or could you just send me a photo of your misses twat, then I can visualise what Wookey Hole is like.

     
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    BigBird said:

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    If that's a photo of your misses twat then my advice for her is to go to see her doctor. (">
     
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    piggzy said:

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    If that's a photo of your misses twat then my advice for her is to go to see her doctor. (">
    No it's cunts Mrs twat apparently. (Never thought I would say that)
     
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    Cunt said:

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    No you dull twat its bigger than that, last time I had a look I heard a voice shout "have you seen my lorry" and that was the end of that muff dive.
     
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    piggzy said:

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    No you dull twat its bigger than that, last time I had a look I heard a voice shout "have you seen my lorry" and that was the end of that muff dive.
    There is no shrinking it mate. You need to pack it out. I would recommend a tin of expanding foam. Dip your knob in before it dries then you have a perfect fit.
     
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    Cunt said:

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    Tried that but the foam went loose, fell out and all I ended up with was a 10" cock with a fucking cunt shape stuck to its balls.

    Not funny going to A&E explaining what, how and when to a doc and a hot nurse that wanted shagging.


    I ended up getting it cut off and after a good wank by the nurse the swelling went down.
     
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    Spike2k1 said:

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    If its your first time you might want to do a rehearsal before the big day e.g. make sure it doesn't give you a headache, flushing etc..
    or a heart attack...