If these give you a stiff of sorts, would they also take some slack out of my misses twat cos by Christ its big, its like walking into Wookey Hole.
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Mr floppy comes to town if I have had one to many bevies. A small bite of syldenafil and I mean a small bite of the tab and 15 mins later I'm a porn star. The best part is you can go again and again until your dick falls off.
No you dull twat its bigger than that, last time I had a look I heard a voice shout "have you seen my lorry" and that was the end of that muff dive.
Tried that but the foam went loose, fell out and all I ended up with was a 10" cock with a fucking cunt shape stuck to its balls.
Not funny going to A&E explaining what, how and when to a doc and a hot nurse that wanted shagging.
I ended up getting it cut off and after a good wank by the nurse the swelling went down.