If these give you a stiff of sorts, would they also take some slack out of my misses twat cos by Christ its big, its like walking into Wookey Hole.
Mr floppy comes to town if I have had one to many bevies. A small bite of syldenafil and I mean a small bite of the tab and 15 mins later I'm a porn star. The best part is you can go again and again until your dick falls off.
No you dull twat its bigger than that, last time I had a look I heard a voice shout "have you seen my lorry" and that was the end of that muff dive.
Tried that but the foam went loose, fell out and all I ended up with was a 10" cock with a fucking cunt shape stuck to its balls.
Not funny going to A&E explaining what, how and when to a doc and a hot nurse that wanted shagging.
I ended up getting it cut off and after a good wank by the nurse the swelling went down.