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    Attention Hi from Cunt

    Hi all,

    Ive been reading more than posting and seeing that my username is all over the forum I feel at home already.

    I'm from London, names Cortney into anything with a slit between its legs hence the username.

    Might join as a VIP but funds are short so i'll see how the dole stretches out after buying a few ounces (joke).

    Respects all.

    PS,

    I'm looking into buying a PS4 that's what brought me here via Google.

    PPS,
    Sorry for the delay in posting as a new member.

    Thanks to Cunt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cunt View Post
    Hi all,

    I'm from London, names Cortney into anything with a slit between its legs hence the username.
    So its not because you are a big ugly one then.

    Welcome to DF. Hope you enjoy the help and banter we have to offer and join in when you can. (">

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    Default Re: Hi from Cunt

    I was never expecting an actual Cunt to join DF... but here you are. Welcome to DF Cunt.

    Please amend your location to London if you are indeed a Cunt from London.
    Thanks.

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    Nope just browsing and I'm not hairy

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    Default Re: Hi from Cunt

    as soon as I saw the username I thought someone had been on a spamming session getting post counts up and MOD's had banned already...

    Welcome to DF Cunt. Remember to read and abide by the section rules etc etc.... Have fun.

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    Read the rules and the main point is I see is no swearing allowed.

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    I just realised, we have banned a whole bunch of Cunt's in the past. Not a returning Cunt are you?

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    Oh! We may have to rename your username to Cnut just for nostalgic reasons.

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    No and just to make it clear I'm not related to thing women.

    courtcox.jpg

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    Thanks to DejaVu

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    Default Re: Hi from Cunt

    Quote Originally Posted by DejaVu View Post
    I was never expecting an actual Cunt to join DF... but here you are. Welcome to DF Cunt.

    Please amend your location to London if you are indeed a Cunt from London.
    Thanks.
    are you sure Deja, i thought we had loads on DF

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    Welcome to DF

    Thanks to Mickey

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    Id shag it just to put a smile on her face.

    Quote Originally Posted by DejaVu View Post

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    I am not amused
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    Quote Originally Posted by DejaVu View Post
    EDIT-
    Oh! We may have to rename your username to Cnut just for nostalgic reasons.
    Nooooo I'm unique I'm a cunt not a cnut C nut yes I have nuts two last time I checked but Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    Anyway thanks all for the welcome now I'm off to collect my dole and spend it on drugs, women and a arse shag.

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    Sweepstake on who this really is?


    DJ OD

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    Legal Eagle.
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose View Post
    Sweepstake on who this really is?


    DJ OD
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose View Post
    Sweepstake on who this really is?


    DJ OD

    Realist

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    Who are these people/members i'll have to do a search cos they are not me joined a few weeks ago?

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    BREAMY

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