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    Default Musical Octopus !

    A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that
    this is a very talented octopus. So talented that he can play any musical instrument in the world.
    He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him, calling him a cunt, etc. So he says that he will wager 50 to anyone who has
    an instrument that the octopus can't play.

    A guy walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix, just
    rippin' it up. So the man pays up his 50. Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the
    trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays up his 50.


    Then a Scotsman walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and puts it down
    with a confused look.


    "Ha!" the Scot says. "The fecker can't play it?"
    The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to fuck it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off."



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