A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that
this is a very talented octopus. So talented that he can play any musical instrument in the world.
He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him, calling him a cunt, etc. So he says that he will wager £50 to anyone who has
an instrument that the octopus can't play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix, just
rippin' it up. So the man pays up his £50. Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the
trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays up his £50.
Then a Scotsman walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and puts it down
with a confused look.
"Ha!" the Scot says. "The fecker can't play it?"
The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to fuck it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off."
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