When I moved house in November I came across a small arsenal of weapons on my loft. We'd had a party a couple of years before, which caused a lot of problems with Environmental Health and eventually the police turned up at 4am mob handed to make us turn off the music (9 complaints from neighbours..3 of which from the other side of the golf course!). In my drunken state I thought that when the old Bill had come they had confiscated these weapons but I must have stashed them just inside the loft hatch.
There was a can of CS gas, a small wooden cosh (drilled out at the end and filled with lead) and a blank firer gun. I also have a Co2 repeater pistol, a nylon club that a friend made for me, a few baseball bats, a pick axe handle and some ammonia in a Jif "squeezy lemon" plastic bottle.
Is there something wrong with me or does anyone else keep any tools in the house/by the bed in case of a break-in? What do you have? Post any pics.
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