A boy is taken from his home because of physical abuse. After
being in the orphanage for a few weeks, he tells a social worker
that he wants to leave. The social worker asks him, "Well, do you
want to go back and live with your father again?"

"No," replies the boy. "He beats me."

The social worker says, "Do you want to live with your mother?"

The boy says, "No, she beats me too."

"Well, then," asks the social worker, "Who do you want to live
with?"

The boy answers, "Leeds United"

The social worker is taken aback.Leeds United "? Why do you want to
live with ''Leeds United?"

"Because," replies the boy, "They don't beat anybody."