A man and his wife go into their local for a few drinks, the man walks over to the bar to order their drinks and decides to have a few of the nuts from the bar. Just as he is about to put the first one in he hears a voice saying "nice shirt sir". The man looks at this talking nut and throws it over his shoulder. He picks up another nut and hears the voice " I do like those pants sir, commpliment that shirt very well". again looks at this talking nut and decides not to eat it, his wife comes over and asks for some spare change for the fruit machine which he gives and she walks away to play. The man hears another voice from the fruit machine saying "Oi fat arse stop putting ur money in me", the man cant believe it as the fruit machine again says " Oi ugly mug just told you to stop putting money in me". Furious the man demands to speak to the manager, the manager comes over and the man tells him about first the talking nuts and then the insulting fruit machine. The manager immediatly knows what the problem is as he explains
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