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    Default Almost natural selection

    Schoolboy, 15, tries to put out firework in MOUTH seconds before it blew off finger

    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/schoolboy-...7.html#R8Am9cm

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    Default Re: Almost natural selection

    He's sitting on a sofa that covers a door. Enough said.

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    Tosser, one for the Darwin Awards there

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    Default Re: Almost natural selection

    he never mentioned if the girls was actually impressed or not?
    i would have been! (once i had finished laughing)
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Default Re: Almost natural selection

    Quote Originally Posted by Chubbs View Post
    He's sitting on a sofa that covers a door. Enough said.
    2D picture, the door is probably 6 feet behind. . .
    If at first you don't succeed.....redefine success. . . .

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    What a twat

    Cheapreefer on instagram

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    Not only is he a cock for doing it.. selling the story to the press makes him a bigger dick!

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