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    NSFW Danish Chive Bird!!

    Bloody Nora!!

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    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
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    Default Re: Danish Chive Bird!!

    Christ, if you nabbed a bird like that you would never let her go!

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: Danish Chive Bird!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nibb View Post
    Bloody Nora!!


    That's fucking disgusting, use a glass you filthy cow.

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    Default Re: Danish Chive Bird!!

    she is stunning, I'd never get out of bed!

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    Default Re: Danish Chive Bird!!

    just wow
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Default Re: Danish Chive Bird!!

    I'd love to see her beef curtains

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    Default Re: Danish Chive Bird!!

    I have no idea who Chive is, but she looks nice.
    "That's why I fucked your bitch you fat mother fucker"

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    Default Re: Danish Chive Bird!!

    Hubba hubba!

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    Default Re: Danish Chive Bird!!

    That's a fine looking bit of stuff

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    Default Re: Danish Chive Bird!!

    fuck me, i'd do her until my knob wore away

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    OMG, now thats what I call fit
    Don't take life seriously. It isn't permanent.

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    Default Re: Danish Chive Bird!!

    dang, lost about 4 hours on Chive..... New Favourite place to go

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    Default Re: Danish Chive Bird!!

    cracking norks and arse, all a man could wish for christmas, ho fekin ho..

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    Give thanks
    - Plan for Tomorrow - Live for today - Hail to the King Baby -

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    Default Re: Danish Chive Bird!!

    That girl is special .. absolute perfection

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    Default Re: Danish Chive Bird!!

    You lot are like dogs round a bitch on heat.

    1/2 of you wouldnt get near it cause of your age n beer belly.
    1/2 of the rest would shoot before they scored.
    ..And the minority who would be in with a chance would either get pissed and beat her or confess they are gay.

    * I purposely left out the married men cause you should already be content with your wife ;-)


    Still, your free to carry on your fantasies

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    Denmark suddenly had a reason to exist.


    Very nice indeed.

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    Default Re: Danish Chive Bird!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Geezah View Post
    Still, your free to carry on your fantasies
    Then stop trying to fuck them up then.

    Fucks sake.

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    Default Re: Danish Chive Bird!!

    Well said super mike.

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