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- Early warning for bad behaviour
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- The huge penises of Japan
- Nude man runs amok in hotel
- Arthur C. Clarke Dead at Age 90
- Damages due over McCann stories
- Gurkha veterans seek equal rights
- Cowell pays off couple's mortgage
- Tories seek post office rethink
- Bush speech hails Iraq 'victory'
- The new Russian gangster state??
- Mills seeks to restore image with old Hillary Clinton tribute
- Australia deports UK paedophile
- Oscar-winning actor Scofield dies
- Filipinos warned on crucifixions
- Removed Ghanaian dies of cancer
- French euthanasia-row woman dies-warning graphic picture
- Summer Wine actor Wilde, 86, dies
- Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
- Thief forgets to take son on getaway
- Saudis to retrain 40,000 clerics
- US lawmaker demands Tibet inquiry
- Romania caught short in loo row
- Starbucks must pay $100m in tips