- User paid to uninstall Windows XP
- Daft British parents calling their kids daft names
- Missing Paedo's named on website
- Junk food ad crackdown announced
- Plot to stash coke in 747 nose
- Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
- 86 percent of South African men want Chuck Norris to be their next president
- What? This isn't dragon meat?
- Sex with under-16s 'grey area'
- Man who ate dogfood awarded $2.7 million
- Doherty arrested by drugs police
- Levitating Islands in Bermuda Triangle Observed by Spy Satellite
- SOHAM KILLER HUNTLEY: "I'd do it again"
- Russia denies poisoned spy claims
- Authorites release sketch of "Jack The Ripper."
- Old and busted: Bottled water. New hotness: Bottled oxygen
- Missing a penis, the Mpumalanga police are holding it, please collect.
- Murdoch in humiliating climbdown
- ITV rejects merger move from ***
- 'Seinfeld's' Richards Hurls Racial Slurs On Stage
- car stereo's decode digi boxes
- Did anybody else know there would be a test at the end?
- Comedy genius Sacha opens up
- Another Russian critic silenced
- Health fears lead schools to dismantle wireless networks